# breakfast delivered **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2011, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/141 "2011-09-22T16:37:34Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > I look forward to your election day update. He’s actually Ron Paul. ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/142 "2011-11-01T15:15:10Z")
Ron Paul is good! Anywho, we run into each other at the office, and he actually apologized and gave me my $5 back. But hes still a jerk and we don’t associate with him anymore. This is one of those men that will always be alone. I need to not trust my attractions anymore and only date guys whom I am not interested in a first; those will be the nice ones. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/143 "2011-11-01T16:15:36Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > :rolleyes: > > I look forward to your November update when you wrap things up again for us. You did this to us. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/144 "2011-11-01T16:34:23Z")
Have we ever given a thread a mercy killing? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/145 "2011-11-01T17:20:40Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > You did this to us. I hate myself so hard right now. ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/146 "2011-11-01T18:00:20Z")
Ahh yes, this thread. I don’t actually have one, but I imagine this is what ‘sticking it in the crazy’ would feel like. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/147 "2011-11-01T18:34:45Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > But hes still a jerk and we don’t associate with him anymore. Who is we? ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/148 "2011-11-01T18:40:39Z")
Bertha and her precious. ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/149 "2011-11-01T20:34:58Z")
> [@KinkiNipponTourist](#): > > Ahh yes, this thread. I don’t actually have one, but I imagine this is what ‘sticking it in the crazy’ would feel like. Well done! I don’t either and I do too. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/150 "2011-11-01T20:47:13Z")
Snuggling up to a guy who brought you breakfast from his house is not “making the first move.” Tris ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/151 "2011-11-02T14:40:19Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![expectopatronum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/expectopatronum/32/173_2.png) [@expectopatronum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/expectopatronum)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/152 "2011-11-03T00:32:39Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Have we ever given a thread a mercy killing? no way, this thread is hysterical. it’s also fascinating seeing firsthand the private lives of potential elected officials. i’ll be waiting for the “ask the…” thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/153 "2011-11-03T01:03:21Z")
I’ve long had a theory that everyone in politics is nuts. This thread hasn’t made that theory go away. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/154 "2011-11-03T14:15:04Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > potential elected officials. If words were people, then that phrase, for as generous as it is, would be Santa Claus. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/155 "2011-11-03T18:48:19Z")
This thread is like some kind of zombie gerbil burial ground. It keeps coming back to life a little at a time. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/156 "2011-11-03T19:47:16Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > This thread is like some kind of zombie gerbil burial ground. It keeps coming back to life a little at a time. And then it runs endlessly on its little wheel. Around and around and around. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/157 "2011-11-03T19:50:09Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > And then it runs endlessly on its little wheel. Around and around and around. _squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_ ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/158 "2011-11-03T19:59:12Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > And then it runs endlessly on its little wheel. Around and around and around. Inside Richard Gere. Apparently. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/159 "2011-11-03T20:07:07Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > _squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_ I suspect you have had gerbils. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2011, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/160 "2011-11-03T20:11:15Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > I suspect you have had gerbils. 😃 Not personally, but I used to work in the kids section of the library and among other livestock there were gerbils who went _squeakie_squeakie\* all the livelong day. I much preferred the bunny and the canary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=9)