# breakfast delivered **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 7, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800 "2011-03-07T17:24:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Oliveritaly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oliveritaly/32/15233_2.png) [@Oliveritaly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oliveritaly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/161 "2011-12-08T18:59:28Z")
> [@expectopatronum](#): > > no way, this thread is hysterical. it’s also fascinating seeing firsthand the private lives of potential elected officials. i’ll be waiting for the “ask the…” thread. 🙂 I hate you both… Bunches. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/162 "2011-12-08T19:52:06Z")
_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_ ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/163 "2011-12-08T19:57:29Z")
I’m just sitting here watching the wheel go 'round and 'round. ---
**Author:** ![leftfield6](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leftfield6/32/18780_2.png) [@leftfield6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leftfield6)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/164 "2011-12-08T20:07:04Z")
I have laughed multiple times in this thread. I’m leftfield6, and I endorse this thread. ---
**Author:** ![all1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@all1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all1966)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/165 "2011-12-08T20:32:13Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > It’s a rare thing for me to actually laugh out loud at a post. Well done. THIS. That response will keep me chuckling the rest of the afternoon 🙂 Thanks **Enderw24**!! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/166 "2011-12-08T21:24:00Z")
Did anyone besides myself receive a PM from BigBertha this morning? It led me down a bizarre rabbit hole (which actually ended up verifying a lot of her story about this guy running for mayor) but I can’t post too much as I don’t want to give away any of her personal details. Was I the only lucky one? ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/167 "2011-12-09T00:28:33Z")
yes, you were the only one. I thought I might give someone who I thought could be trusted; I was right, a bit about him, what he looks like, how he talks, comes across. You may say anything you want, but obviously don’t mention his name. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/168 "2011-12-11T03:56:31Z")
Oh, I’ve received one now, too. I’m so… pleased. ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2011, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/169 "2011-12-11T04:54:17Z")
> [@BigBertha](#): > > Just thought I would wrap this up for you guys. > [@BigBertha](#): > > Going to wrap this up. > [@Bob Ducca](#): > > :rolleyes: > > I look forward to your November update when you wrap things up again for us. I want to see how it’s wrapped up for Christmas! If it becomes a Secret Santa, I hope I get the gas station rather than the nut bars or a $5 note. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/170 "2011-12-12T15:10:33Z")
Deck the Dope with PMs from BigBertha! (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/171 "2011-12-12T15:25:36Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Deck the Dope with PMs from BigBertha! > (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) OMG I’m crying. Crying at work! I laughed so hard my mascara is comepletely gone! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/172 "2011-12-12T17:24:11Z")
😃 Zombie Gerbil Claus strikes again! ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/173 "2011-12-12T18:37:36Z")
Since Bertha said that I could share anything I wanted, excluding his real name - I’ll pass along this bit of info for anyone still hanging onto this thread. Just Google “white rapper runs for mayor” and you’ll be all set. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/174 "2011-12-12T18:42:20Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Deck the Dope with PMs from BigBertha! > (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) Thanks a lot - I’m going for a long walk soon, and guess what’s going to be playing in my head the whole damned time? :mad: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/175 "2011-12-12T18:49:07Z")
> [@ugly ripe tomato](#): > > Deck the Dope with PMs from BigBertha! > (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) I got two, for what it’s worth-a! (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/176 "2011-12-12T18:58:28Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Since Bertha said that I could share anything I wanted, excluding his real name - I’ll pass along this bit of info for anyone still hanging onto this thread. Just Google “white rapper runs for mayor” and you’ll be all set. Ooohhhhhh Lordy. that comes up with three possibilities: one in Ohio, one in CA Bay area, and one in FL Miama-Dade. This is the final sign of the apocalypse, I just know it. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4bbf92/32.png) [@Heart\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heart_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/177 "2011-12-12T19:19:52Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Since Bertha said that I could share anything I wanted, excluding his real name - I’ll pass along this bit of info for anyone still hanging onto this thread. Just Google “white rapper runs for mayor” and you’ll be all set. Whoa. I found this thread by turns annoying and amusing when I thought the OP was just “entertaining” us, but now that I know it’s all too real, I’m just… I don’t even know. Am I a bad person if I still find it annoying and/or amusing? ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/178 "2011-12-12T19:57:53Z")
> [@TruCelt](#): > > Ooohhhhhh Lordy. that comes up with three possibilities: one in Ohio, one in CA Bay area, and one in FL Miama-Dade. > > This is the final sign of the apocalypse, I just know it. > > :eek: You are OH so close to finding the right one. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/179 "2011-12-12T20:05:29Z")
Deck the Dope with PMs from **BigBertha**! (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) **jsgoddess** got two, for what it’s worth-a! (_squeakie_squeakie_squeak-ie_squeakie_squeak_) White rappers now do run for mayor (_squeakie-squeak_squeakie-squeak_squeak-ie-squeak_) In some small town t’will cause dismay…er. (_squeakie_squeakie_squeakie_SQUEAK-IE-SQUEEEEEAAAAAK\*) December’s a slow month for me, can ya yell? :o ---
**Author:** ![ShelliBean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@ShelliBean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShelliBean)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2011, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800/180 "2011-12-12T20:10:19Z")
I am not a very good internet detective, but I found him (and her too) easily enough just from the hints given by Bertha. Including facebook pages and the YouTube video that made me feel awkward and embarrassed and bad inside. But hey, at least now I know which city dreams go to die. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breakfast-delivered/573800.md?page=10)