# Breaking Bad Quotations **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 29, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940 "2013-09-29T18:33:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![LinusK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@LinusK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinusK)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/1 "2013-09-29T18:33:57Z")
_I don’t know who that was yesterday, but it wasn’t me._ –Walter White _“I fucked Ted.”_ –Skyler White. _"I say, if you’re going to buy me off, **buy me off."** _ –Walt, Jr. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/2 "2013-09-29T19:07:02Z")
Walter laying out their mission statement: _“We will produce a chemically pure and stable product that performs as advertised. No adulterants. No baby formula. No chili powder.”_ And this testimonial from Tuco Salamanaca: \*“This kicks like a mule with its balls wrapped in duct tape!” \* ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/3 "2013-09-29T19:13:58Z")
We don’t need a criminal lawyer, we need a CRIMINAL lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/4 "2013-09-29T19:20:12Z")
_I **am** the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? I am the one who knocks._ ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/5 "2013-09-29T19:27:06Z")
_Shut the f_\*\* up and let me die in peace.\* - Mike Ehrmantraut ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/6 "2013-09-29T20:14:33Z")
_Yeah, bitch! Magnets!_ ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/7 "2013-09-29T20:37:50Z")
Walt’s meth math from Season 2: _“Adjusting for inflation – good state college – adjusting for inflation, say $45,000 a year, two kids, four years of college…$360,000. Remaining mortgage on the home, $107,000. Home equity line, $30,000, that’s $137,000. Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities, say two grand a month? I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway. 24K a year provides for, say, ten years. That’s $240,000, plus 360 plus 137…737. $737,000, that’s what I need. That is what I need. You and I both clear about 70 grand a week. That’s only ten and a half more weeks. Call it eleven. Eleven more drug deals and always in a public place from now on. It’s doable. Definitely doable.”_ The school assembly to talk about the plane crash: _Barry: "I just find it, y’know, really, really hard to concentrate because of all the horrors, y’ know, we perceived. It just really gets inside your brain and, uh…in college they have this thing where if your roommate kills himself, like if you come home and find him hanging in the closet or whatever, it’s basically an automatic A for you. And I just think that kind of compassion is something to—_" ---
**Author:** ![Washoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ecae2f/32.png) [@Washoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Washoe)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/8 "2013-09-29T22:40:45Z")
Strangely enough, my favorite line from the series was from _Fly_—probably the least interesting episode. When Jesse is confronted by an almost hysterically irrational Walt who is going to Herculean efforts to kill a housefly that is buzzing around the lab, he looks at Walt with a slightly disdainful look on his face and says “you didn’t happen to maybe try our product, did you?” ---
**Author:** ![Breen11](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Breen11](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Breen11)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2013, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/9 "2013-09-29T23:51:38Z")
“This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed… Bitch.” ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/10 "2013-09-30T00:41:51Z")
> [@Breen11](#): > > “This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed… Bitch.” The entire exchange between Old Joe and Hank leading up to that needs to be here: _Old Joe: Got a warrant?_ _Hank: Who are you, huh? Who are you and what do you know about this RV?_ _Old Joe: Well, I’m the owner of this lot, which means you’re trespassing on private property._ _As far as the RV goes, seems to me it’s locked, which means you’re trying to break and enter, so I say again, you got a warrant?_ _Hank: [chuckles] Well, I don’t need one if I’ve got probable cause, counselor._ _Old Joe: Probable cause usually relates to vehicles, is my understanding, you know, traffic stops and whatnot._ _Hank: See these round rubber things? Wheels. This is a vehicle._ _Old Joe: This is a domicile, a residence, and thus protected by the Fourth Amendment from unlawful search and seizure._ \*Hank: Look buddy, why don’t you just go out and-- \* _Old Joe: Did you see this drive in here? How do you know it runs? Did you actually witness any wrongdoing? It seems to me you’re just out here… fishing. Don’t see that holding up in a court of law._ \*Hank: Oh, yeah? Well, look at these. What do those look like to you? They sure look like bullet holes to me. There was a firearm discharged inside of this “domicile.” Willing to bet there’s a judge or two out there who’d see that as probable cause, but I’ll tell you what. Why don’t you call the Albuquerque police-- \* _[Walt whispering to Jesse] How could you have known that they were there before you took off the tape?_ _Jesse: [whispering] What?_ _Walt: [whispering] How could you have known that they were there before you took off the tape? Say it. Say it._ _Jesse: How could you have known that they were there before you took off the tape?_ _Old Joe: That’s right. Probable cause needs to be readily apparent. Huh. There’s somebody in there._ _Walt: [whispering to Jesse] …private domicile and I won’t be harassed._ \*Hank: Yeah, I’ll tell you what, Pinkman. Probable cause or no, I’ll give you three seconds to get your ass out here. 1, 2-- \* _Jesse: This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed. Bitch!._ ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/11 "2013-09-30T00:46:43Z")
Jesse: I am not turning down the money! I am turning down you! You get it? I want NOTHING to do with you! Ever since I met you, everything I ever cared about is gone! Ruined, turned to shit, dead, ever since I hooked up with the great Heisenberg! I have never been more alone! I HAVE NOTHING! NO ONE! ALRIGHT, IT’S ALL GONE, GET IT? ---
**Author:** ![LinusK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@LinusK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LinusK)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/12 "2013-09-30T01:25:47Z")
_“The thing is, if you just do stuff, and nothing happens, what does it all mean? What’s the point?”_ –Jesse Pinkman. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/13 "2013-09-30T01:39:32Z")
“What’s the matter with you?!? We’re _family_!” “Say my name.” ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/14 "2013-09-30T03:15:23Z")
Everyone loves “I am the danger …”, “I won”, etc. These are all wonderful lines, brilliantly delivered, and are deservedly praised. But there’s one line from early in the show that I absolutely love, and is, in my opinion, very under-appreciated. “This is my office!” - indignant jewelry store manager upon having his office compared to a dank storeroom. There’s just something in his tone of voice. He’s actually truly insulted by the comparison. For a moment he forgets that this woman in front of him possibly stole merchandise. He’s just upset that someone thinks his office sucks. His delivery of that line cracks me up every time I hear it. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/15 "2013-09-30T04:30:31Z")
“Elliot, if we’re going to go that way, you’re going to need a bigger knife.” ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/16 "2013-09-30T18:21:17Z")
I love it when bedridden Hank summons Gomie closer and whispers: “asshole”, then Jr.: “man, he got you good!” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/17 "2013-09-30T18:30:23Z")
“You killed somebody with _beans_, yo!” - Jesse ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/18 "2013-09-30T22:25:10Z")
Walt finally tells the truth. After telling himself (and everyone else) for a couple of years that everything he had done was for money, last night he has a moment of clarity: - “I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive,”\* ---
**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/19 "2013-10-01T00:07:18Z")
Jesse: Got some big cow house way out that way, like two miles, but I don’t see nobody. Walt: Cow House? Jesse: Yeah, where they live… the cows! Mike: Well…you know how they say? “It’s been a pleasure?” It hasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![edwards\_beard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@edwards\_beard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edwards_beard)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2013, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-bad-quotations/669940/20 "2013-10-01T14:56:45Z")
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