# Breaking my 48-hour fast?  Chipotle was not my wisest choice.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 20, 2008, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557 "2008-06-20T04:12:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/21 "2008-06-21T21:57:48Z")

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[QUOTE=GameHat]

**TMI TO FOLLOW** \*

I’m perched on the porcelain throne, and at this point I would swear my stomach didn’t digest the salsa at all.

MY GOD IT BURNS.

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Posting from the toilet. That has got to be a first.

Feel better soon.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 21, 2008, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/22 "2008-06-21T22:55:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
For some reason this reminds me of a line from one of the _The Little Rascals_ shows.

‘See what you get for being smart?’  
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warning: sound effect

It may be TMI, so be forwarned, but after days of fasting, and breaking that fast with salsa and hot sauce, this is the Little Rascals sound that the OP’s predicament reminded me [of most](http://www.barbneal.com/wav/uncat/wewow.wav)…

warning: sound effect

_Bathroom door knock_ “That’s some bad cough you got there, **Gamehat** …” :eek: 😃

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/23 "2008-06-22T01:07:30Z")

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[QUOTE=Count Blucher]  
this is the Little Rascals sound that the OP’s predicament reminded me [of most](http://www.barbneal.com/wav/uncat/wewow.wav)…  
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Even before I clicked the link, I knew what the sound would be! 😃

What episode was that from, anyway? (And wasn’t that right after ‘Give me the biggest kiss you’ve got!’?)

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/24 "2008-06-22T02:18:05Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Posting from the toilet. That has got to be a first.

Feel better soon.  
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Are you kidding me? Half my posts are from the toilet!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/25 "2008-06-22T03:01:04Z")

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Wolf ass, eh? Heh!

Get some dibucaine hemorrhoidal cream. It’ll numb up your mucus tissue.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/26 "2008-06-22T12:53:34Z")

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[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]  
Even before I clicked the link, I knew what the sound would be! 😃

What episode was that from, anyway? (And wasn’t that right after ‘Give me the biggest kiss you’ve got!’?)  
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It’s from [‘Birthday Blues’](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0022690/#comment). Of course, none of this has to do with the OP, who for all we know may still be stuck on the bowl.

[spoiler] …Re-markable!!!

“Dear Mr. **GameHat**. _STOP_ You have the wrong tacos. _STOP_ Bring them right back…”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/27 "2008-06-22T14:03:04Z")

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Yes, I did LOL.

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**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/28 "2008-06-22T17:27:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]  
Are you kidding me? Half my posts are from the toilet!  
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Thank you for sharing. I do hope you wash your hands after you wipe but before you start typing again. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/29 "2008-06-22T20:47:03Z")

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[QUOTE=ivylass]  
Posting from the toilet. That has got to be a first.

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No, it’s not. 😃

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/30 "2008-06-23T18:55:56Z")

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Reminds me of one of those humorous stories that get mailed around. This one was about some guy eating at a chili cookoff. One of the entries was so hot that he had to “wipe my ass with a snowcone”.

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**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/31 "2008-06-23T22:10:34Z")

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Oh yes. Wolf ass really sucks. This is why I buy Charmin triple ply with aloe. You know that  
it’s bad when the pain is still nearly unbearable.  
Memo to self: stop eating spicy food at midnight. You would think that I would know better by now. Nope.

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-my-48-hour-fast-chipotle-was-not-my-wisest-choice/453557/32 "2008-06-23T22:17:06Z")

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Reminds me of that time in college that I got really drunk and ate half a jar of jalapenos. I was praying hard for death the next day.

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