# Breaking news! Michael Jackson pleads not gulity to all charges! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 16, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799 "2004-01-16T17:42:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2004, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/41 "2004-01-17T23:59:48Z")
Hey! Don’t you guys know he’s “1000% innocent”? Someone should explain to Germaine what the word “percent” means. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2004, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/42 "2004-01-18T00:13:04Z")
I saw some comedian during the first accusations says something like “Hey, Michael Jackson has made millions of kids happy, maybe it’s time some kids make Michael Jackson happy!” > [@KidCharlemagne](#): > > Did anyone else see the OJ White Bronco-style SUV chase via helicopter after the court appearance was over? They were literally following the guy down the fucking highway and the reporter is saying “Now Jim, Where do you suppose he’s going?” > > BTW on Jimmy Kimmel last night they showed a clip of a Michael Jackson support rally and one guy was cheering the crowd on saying: > > Guy: Michael Jackson is not only the biggest pop star in America; he’s the biggest pop star in the whole WORLD! > > Crowd: Yeah! > > Guy: His music has inspired people around the globe! > > Crowd: Yeah! > > Guy: And if he has to make sweet sweet love to little boys for his inspiration then so what! > > Crowd [eyes wide]: Huh? > > Guy: I bet the kid deserved it! > > Crowd: Ummm…he’s not with us. > > Guy: I bet the kid deserved it! I bet the kid deserved it! I bet the… > > Fucking hilarious. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/43 "2004-01-18T01:22:02Z")
> [@CheekyMonkey613](#): > > I’m not sure if it was CNN or a local station, but I heard that one person came all the way from AUSTRALIA for this “event”. That’s a $3000 ticket right there ~ aside from accomodations, food, and $250 if they parked near the courthouse. That must be the guy I heard about…spent pretty much his entire life savings to fly to California and now he’s stuck there. ---
**Author:** ![Poetgrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@Poetgrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poetgrrl)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/44 "2004-01-18T06:29:16Z")
What if it turns out that Michael Jackson really is innocent? ---
**Author:** ![byter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@byter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/byter)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2004, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/45 "2004-01-19T21:22:26Z")
\ My accuser will never face me in a courtroom…I know for a fact that he doesn’t have big enough balls for it!\ ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/46 "2004-01-20T01:41:25Z")
> [@Poetgrrl](#): > > What if it turns out that Michael Jackson really is innocent? Well, technically, he can’t be found “innocent”, only “Not Guilty”, meaning they couldn’t prove his guilt. Either way, I think he’s done for. He’s a sad, pathetic spectacle of the talented young man he once was. ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2004, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/47 "2004-01-20T06:38:15Z")
> [@Poetgrrl](#): > > What if it turns out that Michael Jackson really is innocent? Then he’s an _innocent_ man who sleeps in the same bed as preadolescent boys. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799/48 "2004-02-10T20:48:45Z")
I’d have posted this earlier but Derf didn’t have it available. [http://www.derfcity.com/o/jacko.html](http://www.derfcity.com/o/jacko.html) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-michael-jackson-pleads-not-gulity-to-all-charges/224799.md?page=2)