# Breaking news! Neverland Ranch raided!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 18, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960 "2003-11-18T19:59:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/81 "2003-11-21T17:53:37Z")

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I was thinking Gollum, myself.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/82 "2003-11-21T21:17:35Z")

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Joan Crawford or Gollum. Dear God.

_twitch_

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/83 "2003-11-21T22:53:25Z")

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Here, [this is what I mean](http://webhome.idirect.com/~clzoll/Pic.gif). See the resemblance… eyes, nose, mouth…

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/84 "2003-11-22T03:15:00Z")

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Oh, my lord. Now I’ll have nightmares.

MJ doesn’t even look human any more. Like some alien’s bludering attempt to fashion a human face.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/85 "2003-11-22T03:39:58Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Broomstick \*  
> \*\*Oh, wait - there IS a fourth alternative:
> 
> 1. Flee the country - maybe Amsterdamn or Thailand or some other place with a reputation for child sex rings will take him in, where he can launch a new career.
> 
> Personally, it’s hard to say which alternative is worst. \*\*

Maybe he could become friends with Roman Polanski… what an interesting couple they’d make!

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**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breaking-news-neverland-ranch-raided/213960/86 "2003-11-22T03:39:58Z")

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I just remembered why I’m afraid of clowns.

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