# Breast-Growing Chewing Gum **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 18, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225 "2005-03-18T22:54:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/1 "2005-03-18T22:54:41Z")
No, it’s not a messy substitute for duct tape, it’s [boob gum](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm). And I thought the vending machines dispensing girls’ used undies was silly. You can’t make this shit up. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/2 "2005-03-18T22:56:14Z")
It’s Boobie Chew!! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/3 "2005-03-18T23:05:58Z")
Mastication for better lactation! ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/4 "2005-03-18T23:16:20Z")
Boobleicious! Boobleyum! And for that special woman in your life, don’t forget our “thanks for the mammaries” deluxe pack! Includes an industrial strength, steel girded, rebar enhanced over the shoulder boulder holder for those special moments when big enough is just too much. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/5 "2005-03-19T01:12:44Z")
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase “double-mint twins”, would you say? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/6 "2005-03-19T03:21:09Z")
Just remember, anything more than a mouthful is a waste. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/7 "2005-03-19T03:39:04Z")
Gooey Two Chews! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/8 "2005-03-19T04:09:45Z")
Hubba-Hubba Bubba! You’re blowing bubbles, all right. ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/9 "2005-03-19T04:18:04Z")
Rose flavored? Like the actual flower? Anyone ever munched a rose? How’d it taste? ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/10 "2005-03-19T04:53:20Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > It’s Boobie Chew!! I get it! I think I remember how it ends but I don’t want to blow it. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/11 "2005-03-19T06:08:13Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > Rose flavored? > > Like the actual flower? Anyone ever munched a rose? How’d it taste? Actually, I think there are recipes for desserts that call for roses-rose pastry creams and such. ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/12 "2005-03-19T06:24:09Z")
Double the flavor! Double the Fun! Double the D! I can’t believe no one else thought of that. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/13 "2005-03-19T21:38:25Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Actually, I think there are recipes for desserts that call for roses-rose pastry creams and such. Roses or rosewater are used as a flavoring in Indian sweets. I once had a rose lassi (a sweetened yogurt drink) that was very yummy, with a very strong rose flavor. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2005, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/14 "2005-03-19T22:35:30Z")
There’s rosewater available in bottles in my supermarket, next to the orange flower extract and couscous. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/15 "2005-03-20T00:40:06Z")
YOU ALL MAY LAUGH, BUT I LIVE HERE! Though honestly I am hoping for a return to the ultra-miniskirt fad more than that some gum chewing might maybe make a +0.05 increase in bust volume ten years from now. Just a bet on which has the better chances to brighten my day. Admittedly I don’t have any particular attraction to Japanese girls beyond their being human and female, but after living in Seattle–the land of the hairy female leg\* --for several years of my life, to be graced in Tokyo with some very generous displays of what have fairly regularly been quite shapely legs was quite happy-making in my college years. Le sigh. But if the gum works, I ain’t complaining. The Seattle girls do have them beat in that respect. - I went to a very liberal high school. And…well, my leg hair lost to a girl and I can’t very well forgive that. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breast-growing-chewing-gum/295225/16 "2005-03-20T03:22:13Z")
> [@Queen Tonya](#): > > Rose flavored? > > Like the actual flower? Anyone ever munched a rose? How’d it taste? I’ve eaten rose petals a few times. They smell like roses, but don’t have a heavy rose taste. Just a light hint, IIRC.