Breast milk cheese!?

If I saw such a thing on a menu I wouldn’t reason it out as far as you have. I’d only get as far as “why isn’t the baby getting the breast milk?” I did read the link and it says they have stored plenty for the baby but the idea still seems vaguely wrong to me. Not sure I could even verbalize why.

Madge, this cheesecake is divine. You must give me the recipe!

You’ll need a springform pan and a breast pump.