# Breasts are boring \*yawn\* **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915 "2003-07-21T14:28:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/61 "2003-07-22T01:35:46Z")
Not only was the OP humor_less_, it had negative humor value. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/62 "2003-07-22T02:11:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narrad \* > \*\*Oddly enough, I’ve seen this particular piece performed live (by a mixed choir of drunk men and women). > > They were singing, “Bum titty bum titty bum-bum-bum”, however. 🙂 \*\* 😃 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*_**Oh! You! > Pretty titty bum bum, > Titty titty bum bum, > We love you! > And our > Pretty titty bum bum, > Titty titty bum bum, > Loves us too!**_ \*\* Y’know what’s so great. No one can accused us of a hijack because this is all exactly what the thread is about! ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/63 "2003-07-22T02:19:34Z")
Eh. It isn’t because Q-whatever is gay. I had a gay friend who loved to grab my tits. My butt, too, now that I think of it. It’s because Q is stupid and trying to see how many people will post to his threads, like the wanna-be attention whore he is. See, it’s working! Although, to be honest, **Esprix** does it with much more class. Maybe you should just shut up a while and study **Esprix** and then come back with jokes that are funny. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/64 "2003-07-22T02:32:22Z")
At least we now know what the “zzz” in “Qazzz” means… ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/65 "2003-07-22T02:43:27Z")
Heloise, that is a truly odd place for a smiley face. (The one in your above post, I mean. Ahem.) ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/66 "2003-07-22T02:55:22Z")
I’ve been watching this thread develop today (along with another, less hostile one in the SDMB) - yikes. Y’all who are bored, have clearly not seen Texas breasts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/67 "2003-07-22T03:13:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blonde \* > \*\*I’ve been watching this thread develop today (along with another, less hostile one in the SDMB) - yikes. Y’all who are bored, have clearly not seen Texas breasts. 😃 \*\* Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Heloise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e36b37/32.png) [@Heloise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heloise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/68 "2003-07-22T03:49:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jackelope \* > \*\*Heloise, that is a truly odd place for a smiley face. > > (The one in your above post, I mean. Ahem.) \*\* I know. It was supposed to be me trying to smile sweetly, but that was the best I could come up with. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/69 "2003-07-22T04:10:39Z")
My God, I miss breasts. I miss breasts like Tantalus misses the feel of fresh, cool water on his lips. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/70 "2003-07-22T05:07:29Z")
And not only am I an attention whore, dear **Heloise** , but I do believe I introduced you to a certain gay Japanese cowboy who rather enjoyed your breasts… but mostly your brain. 😉 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/71 "2003-07-22T07:25:43Z")
I’ve seen **Qazzz** post in other threads, and he does seem like an asshole. **Qazzz** , shut the fuck up. Boobs are awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/72 "2003-07-22T07:27:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*My God, I miss breasts. I miss breasts like Tantalus misses the feel of fresh, cool water on his lips. \*\* So you are saying you miss the feel of fresh, cool, breasts on your lips? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/73 "2003-07-22T11:50:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*My God, I miss breasts. I miss breasts like Tantalus misses the feel of fresh, cool water on his lips. \*\* That’s one of the most beautiful things I’d read here in awhile. I think I’ll break it out at the next party or something like that. **Wolfian** : Like a deer panders for water, I long for you. Drunken Girl: Wha? **W** : Nice tits. Wanta screw? DG: 'K. Maybe I need to work on that a bit… ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/74 "2003-07-22T12:01:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by A Monkey With a Gun \* > \*\*For the life of me, I can’t understand why gay men are attracted to the male body. It’s boring. It has no graceful lines, is prone to excessive hair, and is composed of nothing but muscle and gristle. It represents God at his most utilitarian. \*\* George Costanza: Some people like them (male bodies). Elaine Benes: Yeah- sickies. RE OT Breastal Attraction- heck, God Him/Herself even gets a double entendre’ Breast-related name- El Shaddai. ---
**Author:** ![Qazzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/aeb1de/32.png) [@Qazzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qazzz)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/75 "2003-07-22T13:06:49Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*Indeed, **'punha** , I didn’t find the OP humourous. Nor did I find his “joking” in these posts: > [ul] > [li][The first anti-breast comment](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3553075#post3553075), I guess, wasn’t enough.[/li][li][Hitting women](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3732992#post3732992) ain’t funny. [/li][li][Immaturity](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3488360#post3488360) is so unattractive.[/li][li][Poor taste here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3715588#post3715588)with a [streak of cruelty](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3381719#post3381719). [/li][li]His [junvenile OS sniping here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3710324#post3710324) is tiresome. [/li][li]Self-important [blather](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3701907#post3701907) attacking **Esprix** is tres last week. [_][Blatant attention whoring](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3668742#post3668742) by dissin’ Cecil.[/li][li][Insulting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3613947#post3613947) someone in MPSIMS.[/li][li][Generally negative opinion of women](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=191441) seems to be a common thread.[/li][li][Vainglorious posting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3575984#post3575984) is too frequent to bother posting [all the links](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3488948#post3488948). [/li][li]If you find yourself repeatedly having to [explain that you were joking](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3411410#post3411410), then perhaps the problem is you aren’t funny.[/li][/ul] > Give it a rest Qazzz, 13-year-old playground humour and Dark Humour are not the same thing. The former doesn’t cut it on this board. I suggest you try a Yahoo! group of some sort. \*\* Ahhhh yes… I’m so mundane and pointless that you felt the need to do a search on all former posts that might strengthen your “case” against mundane, pointless me. That must have taken you awhile. But it’s a good thing you’re obviously so not interested in what I have to say, or else you’d be a great big oblivious, hypocritical liar. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/76 "2003-07-22T13:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **And not only am I an attention whore, dear Heloise, but I do believe I introduced you to a certain gay Japanese cowboy who rather enjoyed your breasts… but mostly your brain. 😉** It’s a good thing he didn’t grab, though. There would have been a lot of ass kicking going on had he done so. Then again, maybe the lad was into that, too. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/77 "2003-07-22T13:20:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heloise \* > **I had a gay friend who loved to grab my tits. My butt, too, now that I think of it.** If that’s what they do to a gay guy, imagine what the average straight guy’s reaction is, folks. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/78 "2003-07-22T13:33:07Z")
Bah, he was scamming her all along. The best way nowadays to pick up chicks is to pretend you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/79 "2003-07-22T16:34:10Z")
**Coldie** , I do believe you had no claims on the dear **Heloise** when the most fabulous **BoiToi** did molest her mind. 😛 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/80 "2003-07-22T16:37:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Qazzz \* > \*\*Ahhhh yes… I’m so mundane and pointless that you felt the need to do a search on all former posts that might strengthen your “case” against mundane, pointless me. That must have taken you awhile. But it’s a good thing you’re obviously so not interested in what I have to say, or else you’d be a great big oblivious, hypocritical liar. \*\* Na, he was just trying to head you off at the pass. More often than not, the accused will demand the cites which he provided. But, you do have a point… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915.md?page=5)