# Breasts are boring \*yawn\* **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 21, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915 "2003-07-21T14:28:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MJCassidy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5e925/32.png) [@MJCassidy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MJCassidy)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/101 "2012-06-24T23:27:00Z")
Women love the hair, it spurs deep hidden DNA memories of being ravished by my caveman ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/102 "2012-06-24T23:42:19Z")
You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly? ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2012, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/103 "2012-06-24T23:43:47Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly? Br-e-e-e-e-a-s-t-s. BR-E-E-E-A-S-T-S! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/104 "2012-06-25T04:57:47Z")
> [@Maserschmidt](#): > > Br-e-e-e-e-a-s-t-s. BR-E-E-E-A-S-T-S! OK, now I’m going to be looking at women with breasts…but saying it with a long _EEEEEEEE_… (try it, it’s Wh_eeeeee_msical). ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/105 "2012-06-25T05:05:05Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly? \ School’s out for summer. School’s out for ever. \ I mean, who else would join a message board and do a search for threads about breasts? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/106 "2012-06-25T05:22:20Z")
13 year olds should not be allowed to touch computers. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/107 "2012-06-25T06:31:00Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly? He googled boobs and dope and felt he should post something when he got here. ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/108 "2012-06-25T13:24:14Z")
> [@Qazzz](#): > > Plft. > > All I can say is boring boring boring _yawn_ stupid dumb boring. > > 😃 > > Oh look at me look at my breasts look at my Crest Whitestrips smile aren’t I cute I’m so cute cute cute cute heheh look how I can bounce up and down and spill beer on me aww aren’t I cute hehehehe giggle giggle but don’t look at me because I’m not a slut or simply a sexual object. Im laughing at you. If you dont think males arent sex objects, you like in a world of denial. ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/109 "2012-06-25T17:11:52Z")
> [@MJCassidy](#): > > …Maybe you are asexual, or you could have a hormone defiance. Check with your doctor or eat some red meat. > [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > You’ve revived a 10 year old zombie thread for what, exactly? In order to show us he couldn’t read as far as post #9? > [@Francesca](#): > > **Quazz** , if I remember correctly, you’re gay. Right? That might be a little clue as to why you’re not excited by female breasts. I’m more intrigued by the idea of a ‘hormone defiance’. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/110 "2012-06-25T18:07:38Z")
Of _course_ breasts are boring: > [@](#): > > for those milk-paps, > That through the window-bars bore at men’s eyes > Chapter 13, pg 194 Timon of Athens (IV, iii) ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/111 "2012-06-25T18:07:57Z")
I like titties. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/112 "2012-06-25T18:09:09Z")
I like boobs, and I’m not afraid to admit it. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/113 "2012-06-25T18:18:51Z")
[I like boobs a lot.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/114 "2012-06-25T18:20:14Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > Im laughing at you. If you dont think males arent sex objects, you like in a world of denial. At the moment, he lives in the world of “not having been active on the Dope for the past three years.” :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/115 "2012-06-25T18:56:51Z")
Great, now I am going to have Joe Walsh’s song _ILBT’s_ stuck in my head the rest of the day… ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/116 "2012-06-25T21:34:39Z")
10 years later is not too long to remind the OP that he’s wrong. And a moron. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/117 "2012-06-25T23:03:15Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > Im laughing at you. If you dont think males arent sex objects, you like in a world of denial. My brain’s asploding trying to parse this. ---
**Author:** ![JMH125](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee59a6/32.png) [@JMH125](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JMH125)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/118 "2012-06-26T18:14:19Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Men like breasts because they are three concentric (sp?) circles. A circle within a circle within a circle. Kind of like a bullseye. > > That and they are just…well…damn, I don’t even know what I like about breasts. They are just straight up beautiful. And fun to touch and play with. 🙂 They defy…coolness…in ways i can’t even comprehend. I totally admit they should NOT BE SO FASCINATING and sexy…but they are. And also notice how quickly a heterosexual man gets tired of looking at the same boobs and feels compelled to see new ones. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2012, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/119 "2012-06-26T18:32:18Z")
> [@JMH125](#): > > They defy…coolness…in ways i can’t even comprehend. I totally admit they should NOT BE SO FASCINATING and sexy…but they are. We’re just wired that way. Mmmm, boobies! > [@](#): > > And also notice how quickly a heterosexual man gets tired of looking at the same boobs and feels compelled to see new ones. These are two different things. The fact that I love to see women’s boobs I’ve never seen before doesn’t change the fact that I haven’t gotten tired of looking at (etc.) my wife’s boobs, even though it’s been nearly a quarter-century that I’ve been up close and personal with them. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2012, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915/120 "2012-06-27T03:23:28Z")
> [@RTFirefly](#): > > The fact that I love to see women’s boobs I’ve never seen before doesn’t change the fact that I haven’t gotten tired of looking at (etc.) my wife’s boobs, even though it’s been nearly a quarter-century that I’ve been up close and personal with them. Here, here. I like all sort of breasts a whole lot, but the breasts I **love** are my partner’s breasts. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-are-boring-yawn/189915.md?page=5)