# Breasts in polite society

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 7, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771 "2002-07-07T12:35:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/21 "2002-07-10T10:25:19Z")

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Unlicensed atomic dufflebags.

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/22 "2002-07-10T13:31:24Z")

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One of the funniest I’ve ever heard was “mommy glands”

Then there’s “One Crazy Summer” with \*generous scoops of mouth watering flesh, and have them defy gravity \*

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**Author:** ![Jervoise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jervoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jervoise)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/23 "2002-07-10T14:10:03Z")

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Bosoms.

I just love that word.  
Bosoms!

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/24 "2002-07-10T15:19:47Z")

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KnocKers.

Breastisses.

Hard Boiled Eggs.

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**Author:** ![Sengkelat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Sengkelat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sengkelat)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/25 "2002-07-10T18:08:11Z")

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Breastages.

Jahoobiwhappers.

Twin mind-control projectors.

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**Author:** ![\_Uigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/e9a140/32.png) [@\_Uigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Uigi)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2002, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts-in-polite-society/117771/26 "2002-07-10T22:39:34Z")

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“the white and purple parts” (of which there are several other that can be described thusly)

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