# Breasts
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 14, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171 "2007-02-14T10:12:25Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/1 "2007-02-14T10:12:25Z")
I love breasts, really and truly adore them.
All shapes, colours and sizes, I’m not fussy. 🙂
If I was a woman I’m pretty certain I’d lie in bed all day and just play with them, nipples as well…paying particular attention to those two crowning glories. 😃
Again if I was a woman I’d be a lesbian just so I could get my hands on not only my own but others. 😉
Yes it’s fairly safe to say that I go through each day just thinking about breasts.
That is all, I had to get it off my ::cough:: chest
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### Author:  [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/2 "2007-02-14T10:23:20Z")
Well, that was all very original.
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/3 "2007-02-14T10:25:58Z")
[QUOTE=chowder]
If I was a woman I’m pretty certain I’d lie in bed all day and just play with them, nipples as well…
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Really, they can get pretty boring after a while. Although 'im indoors seems to be quite taken with the whole idea.
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### Author:  [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/4 "2007-02-14T10:55:14Z")
Dunnow, mine hurt pretty easy… trying to convince the bf’s to stay off the nipples is usually quite a headache, which means I end up with both a (double) titache and a headache.
Not fun _pout_
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/5 "2007-02-14T11:09:33Z")
Jeff Murdock, is that you?
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### Author:  [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/6 "2007-02-14T11:28:58Z")
Like we give two hoots.
Sailboat
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### Author:  [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/7 "2007-02-14T11:44:47Z")
Have you ever considered breast augmentation? I hear it’s pretty cheap in Tijuana. Plus they throw in the free margarita or two. (No, silly, not **that** kind of **M** argarita! The **drink** margarita.)
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### Author:  [@motomoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/motomoon)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/8 "2007-02-14T11:52:20Z")
[QUOTE=guizot]
(No, silly, not **that** kind of **M** argarita! The **drink** margarita.)
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OK, I had to [look it up](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=margarita&defid=1626721) I’m still confused. What’s the _other_ margarita?
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/9 "2007-02-14T12:27:59Z")
[QUOTE=guizot]
Have you ever considered breast augmentation? I hear it’s pretty cheap in Tijuana. Plus they throw in the free margarita or two. (No, silly, not **that** kind of **M** argarita! The **drink** margarita.)
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No, no, no…you miss the whole point.
I’m a bloke y’see and I don’t personally want a pair hanging off my chest.
Nosir, I mean I’d get strange men wanting to grope and fondle me and do other things to my appendages
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### Author:  [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/10 "2007-02-14T15:27:40Z")
[QUOTE=motomoon]
OK, I had to [look it up](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=margarita&defid=1626721) I’m still confused. What’s the _other_ margarita?
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Capital M? I’m guessing a woman’s name.
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### Author:  [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/11 "2007-02-14T15:30:17Z")
I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/12 "2007-02-14T15:35:34Z")
[QUOTE=chowder]
Nosir, I mean I’d get strange men wanting to grope and fondle me and do other things to my appendages
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But you don’t object to doing that kind of thing to other women and their appendages?
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/13 "2007-02-14T15:50:23Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]
But you don’t object to doing that kind of thing to other women and their appendages?
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Not in the slightest 😃
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/14 "2007-02-14T15:54:52Z")
I shall have to make sure that my perfectly-in-proportion-and-not-too-large appendages are never in your vicinity then - they’re too much of a distraction for some people!
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/15 "2007-02-14T15:58:06Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]
I shall have to make sure that my perfectly-in-proportion-and-not-too-large appendages are never in your vicinity then - they’re too much of a distraction for some people!
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I notice that you are in the fair city of Wolverhampton which is not a million miles away from the even fairer city of Manchester.
So if you’re ever in this neck of the woods…
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/16 "2007-02-14T16:00:11Z")
[QUOTE=chowder]
So if you’re ever in this neck of the woods…
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It’s not often (if ever) that Wolvo’s described as “fair”! However, I’ll be it in mind if my appendages insist on taking me to Manc.
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/17 "2007-02-14T16:03:21Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]
I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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Eh, not so strange. I kinda prefer the perky ones, almost on the petite side too.
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/18 "2007-02-14T16:05:02Z")
I was being a gentleman when I described Wolves as being fair, I mean I could hardly describe it as a poxy run down tatty place with a 3rd rate football team could I?
Not if I had even half a chance of…well you know.
drool, slobber
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### Author:  [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/19 "2007-02-14T16:09:13Z")
[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]
I consider myself to be a very strange man. I don’t like large breasts. And don’t even get me started on fake ones.
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With a user name like yours I **consider** you a very strange man 😃
Agree about the fake breasts…yucky
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### Author:  [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)
#### Post date: [February 14, 2007, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/20 "2007-02-14T16:10:47Z")
[QUOTE=chowder]
I could hardly describe it as a poxy run down tatty place with a 3rd rate football team could I?
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No, saying it’s got a 3rd rate footie team is being far too generous!
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