# Breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171 "2007-02-14T10:12:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/21 "2007-02-14T16:19:48Z")
\*adds \*_Mr. Bus Guy \*\* and **NurseCarmen** to The List_ ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/22 "2007-02-14T16:24:17Z")
[QUOTE=motomoon] OK, I had to [look it up](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=margarita&defid=1626721) I’m still confused. What’s the _other_ margarita? [/QUOTE] You seem like a pretty smart guy. I’ll let _you_ figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/23 "2007-02-14T16:28:36Z")
[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie] No, saying it’s got a 3rd rate footie team is being far too generous! [/QUOTE] I went to Molineux as a sprog to watch Wolves-v- Man City. City won of course and i came away thinking what a dump of a ground, the pies on the other hand were great ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/24 "2007-02-14T16:33:25Z")
If you want good pies, you have to go to Reading. And never mind the rubbish they sell at the ground, get thee to Sweeney’s. I’m not surprised Wolves lost though, it’s something they’re extremely good at. ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/25 "2007-02-14T16:40:31Z")
Never heard of Sweeneys I’m afraid. We have Hollands, best in the country ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/26 "2007-02-14T16:43:42Z")
So, did you eat all the pies? ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/27 "2007-02-14T17:16:43Z")
I’m workin’ at it ---
**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/28 "2007-02-14T17:21:16Z")
[Brits have biggest breasts in Europe - official!](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070249,00.html) / Link goes to The Sun - expect photographic evidence ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/29 "2007-02-14T17:29:29Z")
I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a pair of breasts today. ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/30 "2007-02-14T17:38:54Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] I notice that you are in the fair city of Wolverhampton which is not a million miles away from the even fairer city of Manchester. So if you’re ever in this neck of the woods… [/QUOTE] Dude! You said **Man** -chester (snicker!) Man. Chest. Er. (snork!) ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/31 "2007-02-14T17:43:22Z")
Wow **Sunrazor** you figured that out all on your own. Another posting and you hit the magical 1000 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/32 "2007-02-14T17:49:38Z")
Too late! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/33 "2007-02-14T18:08:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy] Eh, not so strange. I kinda prefer the perky ones, almost on the petite side too. [/QUOTE] Me three. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/34 "2007-02-14T18:10:24Z")
Nah…three’s too many. I don’t have the extra hand, you see. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/35 "2007-02-14T18:14:42Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Nah…three’s too many. I don’t have the extra hand, you see. [/QUOTE] Hey, you have two hands and a tongue, dontcha? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/36 "2007-02-14T18:15:41Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] Hey, you have two hands and a tongue, dontcha? 😃 [/QUOTE] I like the way you think, **WhyNot**. I really do. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/37 "2007-02-14T19:05:45Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] Nah…three’s too many. I don’t have the extra hand, you see. [/QUOTE] How are breasts like martinis? One’s not enough and three’s too many. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/38 "2007-02-14T20:47:05Z")
[QUOTE=chowder] If I was a woman I’m pretty certain I’d lie in bed all day and just play with them, nipples as well…paying particular attention to those two crowning glories. [/QUOTE] This is what I do all day. Amazing that I was able to find someone to pay me for it… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/39 "2007-02-14T20:46:53Z")
Three’s too many? Hm. That’s just udderly redonkulous. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/40 "2007-02-14T20:52:14Z")
[QUOTE=alice\_in\_wonderland] This is what I do all day. Amazing that I was able to find someone to pay me for it… [/QUOTE] _blinks a few times_ Wait, wha? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171.md?page=3)