# Breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 14, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171 "2007-02-14T10:12:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/41 "2007-02-14T21:49:29Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] [Brits have biggest breasts in Europe - official!](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070249,00.html) / Link goes to The Sun - expect photographic evidence [/QUOTE] From my personal experience, I would’ve said Poland! Which, I notice they have conveniently left off the survey. ---
**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/42 "2007-02-14T21:53:09Z")
I’m all about the cleavage… once they’re exposed, visually they just make me think of udders. I only like naked breasts because they imply a naked woman in the vicinity, which generally is a good thing. ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/43 "2007-02-14T22:53:05Z")
i would have to agree with you on the excellence of breasts. I love mine. I feel privileged to have them, they are my favorite thing about me. The rare times I’m turned on by other women, it generally has to do with beautiful breasts. I don’t find men’s interest in them puzzling at all. They’re soft and cuddly and sexy and awesome. Good OP. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/44 "2007-02-14T23:46:32Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] i would have to agree with you on the excellence of breasts. I love mine. I feel privileged to have them, they are my favorite thing about me. The rare times I’m turned on by other women, it generally has to do with beautiful breasts. I don’t find men’s interest in them puzzling at all. They’re soft and cuddly and sexy and awesome. Good OP. 🙂 [/QUOTE] You = Pretty Flippin’ Cool You need a button to wear around or something. Maybe a parka. It’d be better for our weather. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2007, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/45 "2007-02-14T23:52:20Z")
[QUOTE=Leaffan] Me three. [/QUOTE] Four. ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/46 "2007-02-15T00:16:30Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] i would have to agree with you on the excellence of breasts. I love mine. I feel privileged to have them, they are my favorite thing about me. The rare times I’m turned on by other women, it generally has to do with beautiful breasts. I don’t find men’s interest in them puzzling at all. They’re soft and cuddly and sexy and awesome. Good OP. 🙂 [/QUOTE] Me, too. Although my fiancee asks to be added to the list that prefers smaller breasts (more than a handful is too much, he says) I just don’t get that. I say a C is about perfect, depending on shape - some women a B, some a D. Too small (looks prepubescent) or too big (looks retarded in general) is just no fun to look at. Women just generally look better naked than men - and it’s because of the boobs. Sorry, fellas. ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/47 "2007-02-15T00:17:49Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] Me, too. Although my fiancee asks to be added to the list that prefers smaller breasts (more than a handful is too much, he says) I just don’t get that. I say a C is about perfect, depending on shape - some women a B, some a D. Too small (looks prepubescent) or too big (looks retarded in general) is just no fun to look at. Women just generally look better naked than men - and it’s because of the boobs. Sorry, fellas. ~Tasha [/QUOTE] Don’t be sorry. It’s twue, it’s twue! ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/48 "2007-02-15T05:09:37Z")
Although as a chap I fully agree about the appeal of bosoms, I wonder if the grass is always greener, so to speak. If I was female, would I then dream about having a penis? Full of sensory delight (ahem) and I can take a leak standing up… ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/49 "2007-02-15T05:22:05Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] Women just generally look better naked than men - and it’s because of the boobs. Sorry, fellas. [/QUOTE] We get to look at ya though. B to C is probably the ideal range, but shape is the biggest factor for perfection. _nods_ ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/50 "2007-02-15T05:26:22Z")
[QUOTE=Struan] [Brits have biggest breasts in Europe - official!](http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007070249,00.html) [/QUOTE] And are women in the UK also the fattest in Europe? Those things are usually linked. Though I will say I saw a bra last month that made me kind of sad - it was a 40B. The women who fit into that have been dealt a bad hand. There’s a book for people like **Chowder** - [Chick For a Day](http://www.amazon.com/CHICK-DAY-What-Would-Were/dp/0684855178/ref=pd_sim_b_1/002-2831313-6993610). I haven’t read it, but if it’s anything like [Dick For a Day](http://www.amazon.com/Dick-Day-What-Would-You/dp/0679773533/sr=1-2/qid=1171516865/ref=sr_1_2/002-2831313-6993610?ie=UTF8&s=books) it’s sure to be terrible. ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/51 "2007-02-15T05:54:36Z")
[QUOTE=elfkin477] And are women in the UK also the fattest in Europe? [/QUOTE] Yes. Also second fattest in the world behind only the US of A. That’s what I thought of too. ---
**Author:** ![FordPrefect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e99b99/32.png) [@FordPrefect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FordPrefect)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/52 "2007-02-15T13:00:02Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] Four. [/QUOTE] Definitely in multiples of two. ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/53 "2007-02-15T13:59:16Z")
[QUOTE=tashabot] Women just generally look better naked than men - and it’s because of the boobs. Sorry, fellas. [/QUOTE] Hmmm. I’m a man. With boobishness. It doesn’t increase my naked appeal, I assure you. Myth busted 😛 Si ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/54 "2007-02-15T18:59:19Z")
[QUOTE=olivesmarch4th] i would have to agree with you on the excellence of breasts. I love mine. I feel privileged to have them, they are my favorite thing about me. The rare times I’m turned on by other women, it generally has to do with beautiful breasts. I don’t find men’s interest in them puzzling at all. They’re soft and cuddly and sexy and awesome. Good OP. 🙂 [/QUOTE] You said what I’d have said if I’d got here first. I love my lovely C-cup breasteseses. And so does Himself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/55 "2007-02-15T19:29:15Z")
[QUOTE=si\_blakely] Hmmm. I’m a man. With boobishness. It doesn’t increase my naked appeal, I assure you. **Nut** busted 😛 Si [/QUOTE] I fixed your typo. ---
**Author:** ![tashabot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tashabot/32/6250_2.png) [@tashabot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tashabot)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/56 "2007-02-15T19:37:26Z")
[QUOTE=elfkin477] And are women in the UK also the fattest in Europe? Those things are usually linked. Though I will say I saw a bra last month that made me kind of sad - it was a 40B. The women who fit into that have been dealt a bad hand. [/QUOTE] I wear a 38 B - and it ain’t cuz I’m fat (although I am large now, I wore a 38 B even when I was a size 10). I have an immense rib cage and an Amazon-like shoulder structure. And yet I can still bring myself to look cute in a schoolgirl outfit. 🙂 ~Tasha ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/57 "2007-02-15T21:16:48Z")
My preferences run towards AA through A. And I’m not obsessed with them although I think they’re cute and definitely add to the attractiveness of women. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2007, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/58 "2007-02-15T23:30:13Z")
I am old school . Any thing more than an arm full is a waste. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/59 "2007-02-16T04:50:39Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] I fixed your typo. [/QUOTE] **Least Original User Name Ever** , whether for humor purposes or not, please do not quote a poster and then change the wording within the quote. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171/60 "2007-02-16T05:57:46Z")
Five They should be the right size for the overall frame, blending and flowing in a gracefull curving arc, a part of the whole form, not disruptive to it. Not that I make a decision based on breats alone, thank Og, you go to bed with a person, not their parts, still, a man can dream. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/392171.md?page=4)