# Breasts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 15, 2001, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040 "2001-04-15T04:43:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/61 "2001-04-17T13:44:13Z")
A related nubbin to the OP: “Suckling” is such a cool/great word/activity too. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/62 "2001-04-17T20:46:35Z")
( ¤ Y ¤ ) (This may not work with all fonts) > [@](#): > > My SO would be happier with me (which would make me happier) if I didn’t look at other women’s breasts. If your wife catches you doing this, tell her that you are “Checking to make sure yours are the best” Slide a pointed look at hers and say, “Yes, they’re the best!” This should get you major brownie points! ---
**Author:** ![buffalogal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@buffalogal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buffalogal)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/63 "2001-04-17T21:37:26Z")
Can there be too much of a good thing? Can breasts ever be too big? I tend to see GIGANTIC breasts as kind of freakish. Anna Nicole Smith, Barbie-twins, and bigger. Women enlarge their breasts because many man like them, but do they ever go too far? ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/64 "2001-04-17T21:56:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \* > \*\*I like guy breasts… > > |.@.| \*\* Yes…for the millionth time, we KNOW you are gay.I believe the OP was referring to Womans breasts.Why do you feel the need to add your input.You are NOT a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/65 "2001-04-17T22:03:31Z")
Okay man, chill. Man boobs are boobs too. Me, I like female boobs, but I say, whatever floats your boat. I’d show matt my boobs if I thought he’d care. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2001, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/66 "2001-04-17T23:34:06Z")
You want breasts ? OK here are some breasts for you. (_\*_) (_\*_) ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_G7subs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85e7bf/32.png) [@Rich\_G7subs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_G7subs)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/67 "2001-04-18T22:38:54Z")
An apology to Mnementh I sincerely apologize for disrupting your Post.I spoke out of turn and out of line and for THAT I am Truly sorry.I enjoyed this post to a great degree and feel ashamed that I caused it to end or turn “ugly”. Respectfully, Rich ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/68 "2001-04-19T03:17:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by racinchikki \* > \*\*I like mine. \*\* I like yours too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/69 "2001-04-19T03:57:05Z")
“…44F…44F…44F…44F…” [sub]are you listening?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/70 "2001-04-19T09:56:39Z")
Me, I like chicken breasts. Orignal recipe, not that extra crispy crap. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/71 "2001-04-19T11:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Me, I like chicken breasts. Orignal recipe, not that extra crispy crap. \*\* God i can’t _believe_ you people. You chefs should have NO INTEREST in womens breasts. You have NO RIGHT to go talking about chicken breasts here. It’s disgusting and i don’t want to hear about it. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/72 "2001-04-19T11:36:02Z")
Turkey breast, breast of lamb, duck breast… I’ll stop if we get the flash Francesca. Unless you’ve found a better vice, that is 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/73 "2001-04-19T11:51:48Z")
Couldn’t resist anymore… (@)(@) I love my breasts…and the look on a man’s face when he sees them for the first time in all their glory. I’m very pale skinned and so parts of my body that never see the sun are VERY pale…almost the color of cream. Add dark pink nipples to the mix and…well as the last guy who saw them said… “I’ll be gentle here…those look delicate.” ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/74 "2001-04-19T11:53:58Z")
Bribes, evil bribes… ::runs out onto the field:: //;)\ ([sub]_[/sub]Y[sub]_[/sub])/ ::runs off with policemen chasing her, crowd applauding wildly:: ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/75 "2001-04-19T12:37:22Z")
I like that boobie smiley. I like it a lot. And with that, I believe **Tygr** owes me credit. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/76 "2001-04-19T13:07:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chef Troy \* > \*\*I just wanted to chime in and say that Palmyra is being much too modest. There’s a lot to be said for the lean, sleek, yet curvy silhouette she displays. > \*\* Yes. This is true. She is edible in a “DO I have to stop at some point?” kind of way. I have never met her in person. This is on my list of things to do before I die. MEETING her is. Pervs:p ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2001, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040/77 "2001-04-19T14:02:37Z")
::Tygr attempts to lift his head off the floor after collapsing in a faint.:: Ohh, I’ve GOT to learn to be careful where I look first thing in the morning. I mean, to get socked with a brilliant double (quadruple?) play by BOTH **hardygrrl** AND **Francesca** … My senses just got _completely_ overwhelmed. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > **I love my breasts…almost the color of cream. Add dark pink nipples…** Tygr’s head begins to spin again… > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francesca \* > \*\*::runs out onto the field:: > > //;)\ > ([sub]_[/sub]Y[sub]_[/sub])/ > \*\* …gives new meaning to the term “_OUTSTANDING_ in your field.” > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mnementh \* > \*\*And with that, I believe **Tygr** owes me credit. 😃 \*\* Yes… yes, you’re right. I owe you, if you’ll pardon the pun, BIG TIME. Right, here’s two tickets to the Travis Tritt concert. According to Mrs. Tygr, they’re the most valuable thing in my possession. [sub]What can I say? I ended up married to a country girl.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breasts/62040.md?page=3)