# Breeding Sled-pulling rabbits

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 3, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945 "2013-01-03T12:22:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/1 "2013-01-03T12:22:39Z")

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In the Lord of the Rings prequel they had a wizard who rode a sled pulled by six giant rabbits as fast as horses.

As soon as I saw it; I decided I want some.

How would I go about creating such giant and fast rabbits, assume I have about a billion USD to spend.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/2 "2013-01-03T12:50:05Z")

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First thought in my mind is that rabbits are probalby not suitable to be bred up into draft animals. They tend to be sprinters instead of distance runners.

I would start with a large hare, such as the American jackrabbit (nomenclature not withstanding, they are different though related animals). They do breed quickly, so intense selection of the larger specimens each generation and strict line breeding should get you riding or draft sized within fifty years. (Maybe you can splice in mule deer genes and actually create the Texas Jackalope.)

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/3 "2013-01-03T13:00:00Z")

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I think by the time you get them big enough for 6 of them to competently pull a sled, they’re not going to look like rabbits any more - You can either have big, non-athletic rabbits (like [Flemish Giants](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Giant)), or big athletic animals that aren’t very rabbit-y (something more closely resembling a deer, perhaps)

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/4 "2013-01-03T13:02:57Z")

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The Lord Of The Rings prequel? Do you mean The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?! 😕  
Edit: You do realize The Hobbit was written first, right? Originally it was a standalone novel, but Tolkien wrote more.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/5 "2013-01-03T14:57:18Z")

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> [@Mangetout](#):
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> I think by the time you get them big enough for 6 of them to competently pull a sled, they’re not going to look like rabbits any more - You can either have big, non-athletic rabbits (like [Flemish Giants](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flemish_Giant)), or big athletic animals that aren’t very rabbit-y ( **something more closely resembling a deer,** perhaps)

Like a Jackelope maybe?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/6 "2013-01-03T15:14:47Z")

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> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#):
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> The Lord Of The Rings prequel? Do you mean The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey?! 😕  
> Edit: You do realize The Hobbit was written first, right? Originally it was a standalone novel, but Tolkien wrote more.

_Suuuuure._ Next you’re going to tell us that Paul McCartney was in a band before Wings!

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/7 "2013-01-03T15:28:22Z")

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“Wings”? Sir Paul was in a band?

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/8 "2013-01-03T16:17:36Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> “Wings”? Sir Paul was in a band?

Yes – it was him, Gandalf, Saruman, and Radagast. There are rumors of two others, but I think they died before the band got big.  
Their big hit was “When I’m 64,000.” In the cartoon version, they all get long grey beards.

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/9 "2013-01-03T17:58:14Z")

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> [@DrFidelius](#):
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> I would start with a large hare, such as the American jackrabbit (nomenclature not withstanding, they are different though related animals). They do breed quickly, so intense selection of the larger specimens each generation and strict line breeding should get you riding or draft sized within fifty years. (Maybe you can splice in mule deer genes and actually create the Texas Jackalope.)

I’m skeptical that 50 years will get you there by just breeding. Selecting larger specimens will only get you as far as is already in the gene pool, then you’ll be stuck until you get the right random mutation(s). Splicing in genes from some larger relatives (assuming there are some related closely enough) would help.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/10 "2013-01-03T18:11:37Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Yes – it was him, Gandalf, Saruman, and Radagast. There are rumors of two others, but I think they died before the band got big.

Whoever the other two were, I know they weren’t balrogs. Balrogs don’t have Wings.

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/11 "2013-01-03T18:27:25Z")

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For humanity’s sake, do not conduct this experiment or we’ll end up experiencing the terror of [Night of the Lepus](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Lepus)!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/12 "2013-01-03T19:14:04Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Whoever the other two were, I know they weren’t balrogs. Balrogs don’t have Wings.

As I’ve saud before:

“As Iluvatar is my witness, I thought Balrogs could fly!”

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**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/13 "2013-01-03T20:44:27Z")

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Horses were about the size of rabbits at one time. I don’t believe they possess the genetic material to allow them to reach that size. It might take a few million years of selective breeding waiting for mutations to come along. Genetic engineering would greatly increase your chances ofseeing it in your lifetime.

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**Author:** ![Kevbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@Kevbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kevbo)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/14 "2013-01-03T21:21:03Z")

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Europe has some huge freaking hares. Make Jackrabbits look tiny.

When I was in Austria, I saw some hare hunters (Hassjaegeren?) with their bounty. Those things were huge…at least as big as a smaller husky. They had to hang them by the back legs at least 5 feet high or so to keep them from dragging the ground.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/15 "2013-01-03T21:56:07Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Whoever the other two were, I know they weren’t balrogs. Balrogs don’t have Wings.

Give them some Red Bull.

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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [January 3, 2013, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/16 "2013-01-03T22:47:21Z")

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> [@ZenBeam](#):
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> I’m skeptical that 50 years will get you there by just breeding. Selecting larger specimens will only get you as far as is already in the gene pool, then you’ll be stuck until you get the right random mutation(s). Splicing in genes from some larger relatives (assuming there are some related closely enough) would help.

The Capybarra should do it.

It’s a rodent that is as big as a large dog ([picture](http://www.slightlywarped.com/crapfactory/curiosities/2010/images/living7.jpg)), They aren’t known for their speed however(they only sprint 15mph)

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/17 "2013-01-04T00:39:03Z")

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Rabbits (and hares) are not rodents.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/18 "2013-01-04T01:30:26Z")

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Looks to me like hares would be a much better choice than rabbits. Hares can run pretty well, while rabbits tend to have a lot more vertical in their locomotion. A carriage or sled pulled by rabbits would be a rough ride.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/19 "2013-01-04T02:00:11Z")

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I think if you bred rabbits up to the size where they could pull a cart, you’d have animals that look a lot like deer.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/breeding-sled-pulling-rabbits/645945/20 "2013-01-04T03:09:51Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think if you bred rabbits up to the size where they could pull a cart, you’d have animals that look a lot like deer.

That was the opinion of Dougal Dixon, who wrote the book **After Man** as well:

[http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;\_ylt=A0PDoS9gR.ZQ\_GMAm8KJzbkF;\_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F\_adv\_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Drab-buck%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D1&w=827&h=1114&imgurl=www.thehungryreader.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Frabbuck.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehungryreader.com%2F%3Fp%3D287&size=261.9+KB&name=Rabbuck&p=rab-buck&oid=4783cc454c5f49e6658ffefd8778ea06&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=Rabbuck&b=0&ni=56&no=1&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=1155jpfhp&sigb=136qmblcc&sigi=11uuvk8v8&.crumb=cTWt0T2qQaH](http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoS9gR.ZQ_GMAm8KJzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTBlMTQ4cGxyBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1n?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Drab-buck%26fr%3Dyfp-t-701%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D1&w=827&h=1114&imgurl=www.thehungryreader.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F12%2Frabbuck.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thehungryreader.com%2F%3Fp%3D287&size=261.9+KB&name=Rabbuck&p=rab-buck&oid=4783cc454c5f49e6658ffefd8778ea06&fr2=&fr=yfp-t-701&tt=Rabbuck&b=0&ni=56&no=1&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=1155jpfhp&sigb=136qmblcc&sigi=11uuvk8v8&.crumb=cTWt0T2qQaH)

> **[After Man](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/After_Man:_A_Zoology_of_the_Future)**
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> After Man: A Zoology of the Future is a 1981 speculative evolution book written by Scottish geologist and paleontologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by several illustrators including Diz Wallis, John Butler, Brian McIntyre, Philip Hood, Roy Woodard and Gary Marsh. The book features a foreword by Desmond Morris. After Man explores a hypothetical future set 50 million years after extinction of humanity, a time period Dixon dubs the "Posthomic", which is inhabited by animals that have evolved fro...

> **[Rabbuck](https://speculativeevolution.fandom.com/wiki/Rabbuck)**
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> Rabbucks are large lagomorphs from the book After Man: A Zoology of the Future written by Dougal Dixon. 50 million AD, in the Posthomic period, they fill in the niches of deer, most antelope, zebras and even giraffes in part. During the period...

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