# BrEkers, Tell Me All About G\*.

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 7, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308 "2010-10-07T00:18:23Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/21 "2010-10-07T06:08:55Z")

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> [@tomndebb](#):
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> I think the wrong poster was drunk for this thread.
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> Closed.

> [@tomndebb](#):
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> Heck. I thought I was still in the Great Debates forum–and I’ve only had a half a glass of wine, this evening, with dinner.
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> Re-opened.  
> Have fun.

Sweet.

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### Author: ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/22 "2010-10-07T06:15:31Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> … This will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction cannot be arbitrary in a descriptive fact.

Quite so.

**BrEkers** may disagree.

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### Author: ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/23 "2010-10-07T06:22:20Z")

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I am completely toasted and it makes no sense.

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### Author: ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/24 "2010-10-07T06:46:43Z")

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> [@adhay](#):
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> > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> > … This will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: the appearance of parasitic gaps in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction cannot be arbitrary in a descriptive fact.
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> Quite so.
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> **BrEkers** may disagree.

Who the fuck is **BrEkers**?

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### Author: ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/25 "2010-10-07T06:56:22Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> > [@adhay](#):
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> > Quite so.
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> > **BrEkers** may disagree.
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> Who the fuck is **BrEkers**?

**Bryan Ekers** I presume.

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### Author: ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/26 "2010-10-07T07:19:37Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Who the fuck is **BrEkers**?

Alice…?

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### Author: ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/27 "2010-10-07T08:04:56Z")

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Is G\* related to C#?

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### Author: ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/28 "2010-10-07T08:07:17Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> I am completely toasted and it makes no sense.

Does it make less sense than all the other witnessing?  
Why isn’t this in Great Debates?

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### Author: ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/29 "2010-10-07T08:25:28Z")

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While reading this post, my last chakra gate burst open. This post’s oreo cookie-esque sandwich of meaning and non-meaning has cleared my mind of all illusion, and I have now achieved enlightenment. I have chosen to remain on earth as a bodhisattva. Thank you **adhay**!

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### Author: ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/30 "2010-10-07T08:32:49Z")

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> [@Noone\_Special](#):
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> > [@Oakminster](#):
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> > Who the fuck is **BrEkers**?
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> Alice…?

Great - now I’ve got that somg stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

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### Author: ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/31 "2010-10-07T11:32:06Z")

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If I start drinking, will the OP start making sense? _stares suspiciously at her bottle of soda_

I think the way I feel about the OP may be similar to the way my friends Reb and Kiri felt about my ability to watch Pink Floyd’s The Wall while sober and enjoy it. I would like to thank **adhay** for that revelation. Now if y’all will excuse me, I think I’ll go see if I can find an online copy of Alice in Wonderland which the filter at work doesn’t recognize as entertainment: I need to borrow the caterpillar’s hookah.

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### Author: ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/32 "2010-10-07T12:57:16Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> I wonder if this thread would go best with Eagle Rare bourbon, or Sazerac rye?
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> Decisions, decisions.

You don’t have to choose.

Regards,  
Shodan

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### Author: ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/33 "2010-10-07T13:09:57Z")

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Do we have to bring Santa into our lunatic rants already? It’s not even Halloween yet!

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### Author: ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/34 "2010-10-07T13:13:41Z")

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So, is G\* then the secret chord? That David played, and it pleased the lord? But, you don’t really care for music, do ya?

(And anyway, didn’t it go like this: the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall and the major lift?)

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### Author: ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/35 "2010-10-07T13:23:15Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> > [@adhay](#):
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> > Quite so.
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> > **BrEkers** may disagree.
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> Who the fuck is **BrEkers**?

I think he means **Bricker** , he’s just drunk-typing.

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### Author: ![Baracus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/2bfe46/32.png) [@Baracus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baracus)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/36 "2010-10-07T13:24:56Z")

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> [@Finagle](#):
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> Do we have to bring Santa into our lunatic rants already? It’s not even Halloween yet!

Knowing whether or not Santa is bringing me my Chirstimas drugs is important in figuring out how to ration my Halloween drugs.

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### Author: ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/37 "2010-10-07T13:30:31Z")

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What about the magic turkey that brings the Thanksgiving drugs?  
Hmmm?  
Everyone forgets about the magic turkey.

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### Author: ![heatmiserfl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df705f/32.png) [@heatmiserfl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatmiserfl)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/38 "2010-10-07T13:30:39Z")

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Cross over, **BrEckers**. All are welcome. Aaaaaall welcome. Go into the light. There is peace and serenity in the light.

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### Author: ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/39 "2010-10-07T13:48:26Z")

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I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was particularly effective. Oh…. and um, interesting rhythmic devices, too, which seemed to counterpoint the, er… Counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the, um… Vogonity. Sorry. Of the poet’s compassionate soul which contrived through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate this, transcend that and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other. And one is left with a profound and vivid insight into… err… Into whatever it was … …that the post was about!

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### Author: ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brekers-tell-me-all-about-g/556308/40 "2010-10-07T13:54:47Z")

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Throw him out the airlock.

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