# Brett Favre (allegedly) has a really ugly wang **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 9, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555 "2010-10-09T00:26:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/21 "2010-10-11T00:38:14Z")
Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day? ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/22 "2010-10-11T01:04:03Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Ew ew ew and she’s hideous too. So hideous that Playboy put her in the Girls of the Top 10 Party Schools pictorial in May of 2006, and she was in Maxim two months before that. Your tastes are clearly not the norm. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/23 "2010-10-11T17:08:20Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Ew ew ew and she’s hideous too. Whaaa ? 😕 Hideous? I’m curious to know who’s on your top 5 list. Please share. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/24 "2010-10-11T17:18:38Z")
Doesn’t she look a lot like his wife, only cheaper and with a whole lot more clevage? I wonder if maybe that’s the fantasy he’s put himself in here. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/25 "2010-10-11T17:23:55Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day? Quite a few of them when the guy’s got a net worth of over 100 million bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/26 "2010-10-11T17:28:31Z")
I don’t really see the big deal with this anyway. Sterger isn’t alleging any harrassment, and the voice mails don’t sound harrassing to me either. If Sterger isn’t bothered by the penis pics (though even as a guy who is as horny as the next guy, I’ll never understand why guys do that) then why should the NFL care? If nothing else, he should just brazen his way through and say it wasn’t him. If the League can’t prove it was him, they can’t suspend him, and he’ll be done after this year anyway. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/27 "2010-10-11T17:36:10Z")
> [@EllisDee](#): > > > [@Superhal](#): > > > > Ew ew ew and she’s hideous too. > > So hideous that Playboy put her in the Girls of the Top 10 Party Schools pictorial in May of 2006, and she was in Maxim two months before that. Your tastes are clearly not the norm. Some people are into that sort of thing, but many are not. Plastic tits are gross. Orange skin is gross. She has a big ugly nose and beady little eyes and absolutely zero character in her face. Bleh, do not want. If it weren’t for plastic surgery, makeup, and airbrushing, I can’t imagine anyone would find her attractive. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/28 "2010-10-11T17:46:43Z")
Say worst case scenario, all this (Sterger plus the 2 massage therapists) proves to be true and Goodell suspends him for violating the league’s personal conduct policy for x number of games. What sort of lasting effect would this have on HoF voting? ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/29 "2010-10-11T17:51:26Z")
None, supposedly, for they aren’t supposed to take off-field stuff into account. Michael Irvin’s in the HoF, isn’t he? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/30 "2010-10-11T17:53:13Z")
I think she’s pretty hot. There’s something sexy and sultry about her. She looks game. I’m struck by how much she looks like Favre’s wife, though. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/31 "2010-10-11T18:06:05Z")
> [@Drain\_Bead](#): > > Which is why Bill Gates is just SWIMMING in pussy. If the stories I’ve heard about Gates are accurate, then I have no reason to doubt he’s not. Favre’s worked long and hard (heh heh, I said long and hard) to cultivate this “Aw shucks, I’m a good feller” image and now that’s taking a serious hit. His wife may be OK with him chasing tail, but that’s not going to be what everyone will think right off the bat. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/32 "2010-10-11T18:41:18Z")
Brett went gunslinging and the pics got intercepted. He was just letting people know he was coming out of retirement. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/33 "2010-10-11T19:23:42Z")
This board is great. Models are hideous and you have guys jerking themselves raw to overweight middle-aged women in every pic thread. It’s all a show to let people know how superior and sophisticated you are, but get one whiff of internet pussy and you go all Cyrano. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/34 "2010-10-11T20:22:39Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > > [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > > > Helps explain why he keeps unretiring. What hot girl would want a gray-haired old ugly guy who could only talk about what a great jock he used to be back in the day? > > Quite a few of them when the guy’s got a net worth of over 100 million bucks. Flavor Flav gets chicks for much less. ---
**Author:** ![Chicagojeff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b19c9b/32.png) [@Chicagojeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicagojeff)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/35 "2010-10-12T01:02:20Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I don’t really see the big deal with this anyway. Sterger isn’t alleging any harrassment, and the voice mails don’t sound harrassing to me either. If Sterger isn’t bothered by the penis pics (though even as a guy who is as horny as the next guy, I’ll never understand why guys do that) then why should the NFL care? > > If nothing else, he should just brazen his way through and say it wasn’t him. If the League can’t prove it was him, they can’t suspend him, and he’ll be done after this year anyway. Yeah DTC.. not to shocked to see where you fall on this. If your boy gets hit with a two game suspension.. at least T will be better than most teams number two guy.. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/36 "2010-10-12T01:04:08Z")
Suspension for what? She’s not alleging any harrassment, and there’s no proof it was really him anyway. If you can’t prove it’s his dick, you must acquit. ---
**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/37 "2010-10-12T03:39:15Z")
That tallywacker had a mole on it. And that mole is the key to it! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/38 "2010-10-12T04:04:34Z")
> [@HowieReynolds](#): > > If it weren’t for plastic surgery, makeup, and airbrushing, I can’t imagine anyone would find her attractive. > **[Baseball Toaster: The Juice Blog : Rethinking The Cowgirl](https://thejuice.baseballtoaster.com/archives/433202.html)** Plenty of people find her attractive in real life - including multi-millionaire athletes and an entire sports team in the largest media market in the world. Your “many”/“some” construction is ridiculous, as is your assertion that she’s getting by solely on surgery, makeup and photoshop. Don’t like fake tits? Fine - I don’t either, because it’s usually an indication that there’s a great deal of fakeness elsewhere, which is what the real turn-off is. Sterger has put herself out there quite a bit, and she comes across pretty damned genuinely. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/39 "2010-10-12T05:10:17Z")
I’d hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2010, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555/40 "2010-10-12T05:37:34Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I’d hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be the next King of England. hehheh. To be honest, I suspect you’re only adopting the “what’s the big deal?” position because he’s a Viking. Anyone else and I suspect you’d be jumping on your “I have daughters!” high horse. Imagine your daughters received unsoliticed penis pics from guys they work with and who they weren’t interested in dating, plus the fact that at the time he was pushing 40 and she was 25. > [@Snarky\_Kong](#): > > This board is great. Models are hideous and you have guys jerking themselves raw to overweight middle-aged women in every pic thread. > > It’s all a show to let people know how superior and sophisticated you are, but get one whiff of internet pussy and you go all Cyrano. Exactly right. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brett-favre-allegedly-has-a-really-ugly-wang/556555.md?page=3)