# Brian Ekers -OMG OH NO NOOBS KILL KILL OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOBS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796 "2003-03-20T13:24:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/1 "2003-03-20T13:24:36Z")
Brian “Hey, my post count is over 3000, everything I say must be valid” Ekers, In Hentor the Barbarians thread you state: > [@](#): > > I feel vaguely dumber for opening a thread in which a newbie trashes another newbie. > > You can fight it out at recess, fellows. Get over yourself buddy. Just because someone hasn’t been registered as long as you, or posted as many two sentence posts as you have, they are not beneath you. Saying that is akin to “OMG LOOK MY REGISTRATION DATE IS 2000 POST COUNT 3500+ 1 haha idiot noobs.” except you said it in different words. A person who has been registered two years can be a noob. They could post 15 messages a day and have a enormous postcount yet act like an mewbie. There can be someone who registered 4 months ago and is not a ‘newb’. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NEWB! Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/2 "2003-03-20T13:25:41Z")
[Link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171106) ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/3 "2003-03-20T13:26:15Z")
Pitted 2 folks in as many days? You’ve become tiresome already. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/4 "2003-03-20T13:27:34Z")
_mewbie_? Is that a little kitty with a speech impediment? Just seeking information… ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/5 "2003-03-20T13:30:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*Pitted 2 folks in as many days? > > You’ve become tiresome already. \*\* Who else have I pitted, Spooje? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/6 "2003-03-20T13:32:07Z")
THAT’S RIGHT NOBODZY! OMG OMG ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/7 "2003-03-20T13:34:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*_mewbie_? > > Is that a little kitty with a speech impediment? > > Just seeking information… \*\* POST COUNT+1 Kitding. That’s what previwes for. _sighz_ ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/8 "2003-03-20T13:36:21Z")
Look noob, His name is OG not OMG. And he wants to smash you. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/9 "2003-03-20T13:42:16Z")
Where is spooje? Come on spooje, plz forgave me? ((((((((((Spooje)))))))))))) ^ Voodoo curse( OR IS IT PURSE) Please some bacxers, or I willget very sadzerz, and then I will place my voodoo curse on you and you’ll go mddzerz omg. 😉 Anybody know what spooje is reffering to? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/10 "2003-03-20T13:45:13Z")
You’re right. Not a specific poster, but all Americans. I stand corrected. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/11 "2003-03-20T13:48:51Z")
Looks like you’re gonna be corrected again. I am against the war. 65% of the american population is for it. So I only hate 65% of americans very, very much. GRRRR!!! lol 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/12 "2003-03-20T13:51:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Why are the americans such idiots? Perhaps we should both learn to choose our words more carefully. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/13 "2003-03-20T13:51:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Where is spooje? > Come on spooje, plz forgave me? > > ((((((((((Spooje)))))))))))) > ^ Voodoo curse( OR IS IT PURSE) > Please some bacxers, or I willget very sadzerz, and then I will place my voodoo curse on you and you’ll go mddzerz omg. > 😉 > Anybody know what spooje is reffering to? \*\* I can’t tell whay YOU are refering to. Bacxers? Sadzerz? Mddzerz? What the hell is that, a new dialect of Canadian english? Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/14 "2003-03-20T13:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by spooje \* > \*\*Perhaps we should both learn to choose our words more carefully. \*\* At least you have the integrity to admit you used the wrong word. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/15 "2003-03-20T13:57:04Z")
Particlewill, it’s leet. parodying the posters that Brian Ekers hates so much. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/16 "2003-03-20T13:59:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*At least you have the integrity to admit you used the wrong word. \*\* He didn’t say a wrong _WORD_ byany leap of the imagination. It was the sentence that was formed through his words that was wrong, and even still I was pitting the americans who were for the war. So shut the fuck up and learn to read. ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/17 "2003-03-20T14:00:13Z")
Leet is idiotic. Please knock it off. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/18 "2003-03-20T14:00:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*So shut the fuck up and learn to read. \*\* The irony is so thick I can taste it. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/19 "2003-03-20T14:06:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*The irony is so thick I can taste it. \*\* The sentence structure is horrible, the writing is weak, and there is not enough participles. I can see from the fragmented sentences that your points will not come across as intelligent and even if you were to ever have a valid point your poor framing of thoughts and words and not even bothering will hinder you poorly in your writing career. Hope that helps. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/20 "2003-03-20T14:28:08Z")
I noticed Brian has yet to post. Strangeness. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=2)