# Brian Ekers -OMG OH NO NOOBS KILL KILL OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOBS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796 "2003-03-20T13:24:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/61 "2003-03-20T18:00:58Z")
I know you want to do it. So why not attack me here, rather than do it in the other thread you all hijacked. Thanks to everyone, with nothing valid to add. Thanks to belladonna, the only member who actually(other than me) tried to contribute something of value to that thread. I mean, I must be an idiot. I am against the war and against a popular member. Since, after all I am such an idiot. I deserve to be attacked. For disagreeing with a popular member. I must. After all, your in the right. Because I am an idiot. So, do your moral and public duty and fucking verbally rape me in the ass. It is right. Right? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/62 "2003-03-20T18:03:22Z")
I wish to note the last post by me was orignially intended to be posted as another thread. ---
**Author:** ![B.Pants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@B.Pants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/B.Pants)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/63 "2003-03-20T18:03:40Z")
> [@](#): > > To avoid sounding like a total idiot and digging yourself even deeper, perhaps you should avoid made-up words like “shutted.” And “shuted.” No, **neutron star**! Don’t start talking sense! “Shutted the fuck up” has been the funniest part of my day so far. Don’t take that away from me! ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/64 "2003-03-20T18:21:11Z")
Perhaps one of you gentlemen could direct me as how to do a proper noose knot with a mouse cord? Your help would be appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/65 "2003-03-20T18:22:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Out of curiosity, or perhaps because it’s a slow day at work, why do you remain a member here? \*\* I like it here, and don’t have any specific complaints. Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t make me a bad guy. Is there a Post Count™ requirement or time in requirement I need to fulfill before I can express my opinions? Or should I just run my ideas past the likes of you to see if they pass muster? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/66 "2003-03-20T18:27:03Z")
Maybe Q.E.D. could help me. He is after all the GQ master. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/67 "2003-03-20T18:30:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*Oh fucking spare me. > > Blah blah blah Blah blah. Blah blah. Blah blah… > :rolleyes: \*\* Go check yer spellin’ pardner. I’ve seen enough pig piles here to know one when I see one. And for reasons that escape me, I felt compelled to speak up. You don’t like? Tough shit. ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/68 "2003-03-20T18:42:08Z")
At best, you have 65% of people who answered a poll said they were both American and for the war. This does not translate into “65% of all Americans are for the war.” ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/69 "2003-03-20T18:42:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Perhaps one of you gentlemen could direct me as how to do a proper noose knot with a mouse cord? > > Your help would be appreciated. \*\* Ask and ye shall [receive](http://personal.riverusers.com/~busybee/mouse8.gif). Never let it be said we aren’t a helpful bunch here. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/70 "2003-03-20T18:44:52Z")
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, the asshat poster gets the pig pile. I do understand where you are going **Winston Smith** , and I feel that some new members of this board have been unfairly targeted. This case doesn’t raise my ire in the least. **MH** has started a pit rant aimed at a person that didn’t direct anything at **MH**. I’ll admit that **Ekers** was pretty callous in his comment, but it was a comment that was best pitted by **SixSeven** or **Hentor the Barbarian** (who I feel had a perfectly legitimate pit rant against **SixSeven** ) **MachineHead** has shown an immaturity in this thread and others. His attempts at humor have fallen flat. I just don’t feel like standing up for an asshat. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/71 "2003-03-20T18:47:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winston\_Smith \* > \*\*Go check yer spellin’ pardner. I’ve seen enough pig piles here to know one when I see one. And for reasons that escape me, I felt compelled to speak up. > > You don’t like? Tough shit. \*\* See, now you have indentified yourself clearly as a moron. That’s helpful. Your whiny low post-count victimology crap was annoying but slightly puzzling. I wondered what your fucking malfuction was on this-- I was going to search your name to see what high count poster deservedly had ripped you a new one. But you saved me a bit of work with your inspired post. “Blah, Blah, Blah” Man, what a riot! I guess when you cannot make a single well supported argument, act like a general asshat. Seems like you and **MachineHead** , are kindred morons. Its nice that you are not lonely in posting your insipid brand of victomology mixed with pathetic attempts at insults. BTW: if you are going to be a pathetic one-trick pony, do try to put a bit more effort into it. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/72 "2003-03-20T18:55:18Z")
I will request this thread by shut down. HEY MODERATOR PLZ CLOSE THIS THREAD! ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/73 "2003-03-20T18:57:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Somebody needs a hug. \*\* Is it me? I think it is. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/74 "2003-03-20T18:57:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winston\_Smith \* > \*\*I like it here, and don’t have any specific complaints. Just because I don’t agree with you doesn’t make me a bad guy. > > Is there a Post Count™ requirement or time in requirement I need to fulfill before I can express my opinions? Or should I just run my ideas past the likes of you to see if they pass muster? > > :rolleyes: \*\* Nice kneejerk, I was just asking a question. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/75 "2003-03-20T19:03:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elf6c \* > \*\*See, now you have indentified yourself clearly as a moron. \*\* Name calling? You’ve got to be kidding me. That speaks for itself, so I’ll just move along. > [@](#): > > \*\*Your whiny low post-count victimology crap was annoying but slightly puzzling. > \*\* There’s a difference between observation and ethos. Seriously. You can check the dictionary if you don’t believe me. > [@](#): > > \*\*“Blah, Blah, Blah” Man, what a riot! > \*\* Well thanks. You’re so kind to say so! > [@](#): > > \*\* > I guess when you cannot make a single well supported argument, act like a general asshat. > \*\* Aren’t you paying attention? Oh, wait. I get it. You ran my post through spell check, maybe thumbed through a dictionary to look up a couple words, and couldn’t find any glaringly obvious spelling or grammatical errors, so now you’re back to name calling. A nive diversionary tactic, but it’s not working. (And again with the name-calling. You must be the King of the Playground.) > [@](#): > > \*\*Seems like you and **MachineHead** , are kindred morons. Its nice that you are not lonely in posting your insipid brand of victomology mixed with pathetic attempts at insults. > \*\* This… Well, this is just nonsense. Sorry. It really is. > [@](#): > > \*\* > BTW: if you are going to be a pathetic one-trick pony, do try to put a bit more effort into it. > > :dubious: \*\* Is this better? ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/76 "2003-03-20T19:04:27Z")
**MachineHead** , I don’t know whether you’ve also done this, but consider e-mailing the moderators for the Pit. It’s likely to speed the closing along. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/77 "2003-03-20T19:06:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*Nice kneejerk, I was just asking a question. \*\* Yeah? I was just answering. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/78 "2003-03-20T19:06:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robb \* > \*\ ***MachineHead** , I don’t know whether you’ve also done this, but consider e-mailing the moderators for the Pit. It’s likely to speed the closing along. \*\* No. I want to be insulted as much as possible. After all, I do desrve it right? ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/79 "2003-03-20T19:07:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Avalonian \* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > > **Somebody needs a hug.** > > \*\*Is it me? I think it is. \*\* Me too! Oooh me, me! ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/80 "2003-03-20T19:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*No. I want to be insulted as much as possible. > After all, I do desrve it right? \*\* Well, yes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=5)