# Brian Ekers -OMG OH NO NOOBS KILL KILL OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOBS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796 "2003-03-20T13:24:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/101 "2003-03-20T19:42:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winston\_Smith \* > \*\*I’ve got unfinished business in this thread. \*\* Well don’t keep us waiting too long, with al luck it will be closed soon. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/102 "2003-03-20T19:44:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*This was too far, and intended to be dismissive not literal. In the future I’ll keep in mind that comments of that nature are inappropriate. > Sorry **Machine Head**. \*\* I think you should be apologizing to me, **World Eater**. You little bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/103 "2003-03-20T19:45:51Z")
Hear that? That’s the baby Jesus, and he’s crying over this thread. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/104 "2003-03-20T19:49:25Z")
Thansk Esprix. It always feels nice when people tell me I should go kill myself. No fucking big deal. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/105 "2003-03-20T19:53:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winston\_Smith \* > \*\*I think you should be apologizing to me, **World Eater**. > > You little bitch. \*\* and > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Winston Smith \* > **Name calling? You’ve got to be kidding me. That speaks for itself, so I’ll just move along.** You should quit while you not that far behind. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/106 "2003-03-20T20:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > You should quit while you not that far behind. \*\* that’s a really fucking lame apology, but I’ll take it. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/107 "2003-03-20T20:05:50Z")
3 PAGES ANd NOT ONE FUCKING GODDAMN REPLY FROM BRIAN FUCKING EKERS! ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/108 "2003-03-20T20:13:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Thansk Esprix. > > It always feels nice when people tell me I should go kill myself. > No fucking big deal. \*\* Umm, I don’t think you “got” his post. FYI- nobody wants, wanted, or should want you to kill yourself. If you look at the top of the Pit, there is a sticky thread on this issue- you should give it a look to understand the issue on this insult. Anyway, in the grand scheme of things, this is just a fucking message board- not real life. Getting upset in real life over what happens here is simply not worth it. It doesn’t look like ole Winston and I are going to see eye to eye on his “newbie persecution” bit, but I don’t either of us are going to lose sleep over it. IMHO, you fucked up in this thread and your best course of action is too apologize and move on. Try another forum (Maybe Cafe Society), have some fun, and prove people wrong. On preview- doesn’t look too good . . . ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/109 "2003-03-20T20:40:55Z")
I doubt that. And I am not letting you run me out of this forum. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/110 "2003-03-20T20:49:54Z")
\*:::unzipping MachineHead’s pants and pulling it out::: :::unzipping Bryan Ecker’s pants and pulling it out::: :::measuring::: :::retiring to formulate a conclusion:::\* ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/111 "2003-03-20T21:06:42Z")
> [@](#): > > I doubt that. MachineHead, I haven’t pipped in in any of the mentioned threads, or the Hentar the Barbarian/sixseven threads, except to mention to you a couple ways to better get a mods’ attention to close a thread. But I will say that you’re acting a bit paranoid right now. My honest advice is to step away from the computer for the day, and come back tomorrow with a clear head. You’re taking things that aren’t directed specifically at you and generalizing them as personal attacks. That’s going to cause nothing but headaches. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/112 "2003-03-20T21:11:00Z")
I notice none of you people popped in to give advice until after I was told I was a fucking moron who should jump off a cliff, that I cannot read, or that my opinion is worth anything. Thanks for your speedy advice, beleive me I’ve contacted the mods. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/113 "2003-03-20T21:11:59Z")
“And I am not letting you run me out of this forum.” You really really need to do something about that chip. He’s just suggesting you cool your jets in a non confrontational environment for awhile. Sounds like pretty damn good advice. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/114 "2003-03-20T21:18:47Z")
Yup. And you’ll still be mocking me down here in the pit. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/115 "2003-03-20T21:24:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*I notice none of you people popped in to give advice until after I was told I was a fucking moron who should jump off a cliff, that I cannot read, or that my opinion is worth anything. > Thanks for your speedy advice, beleive me I’ve contacted the mods. \*\* Why the fuck do I even bother. Jesus Fuckin’ Christ, are you trying to tell me that you’re now pissed that someone didn’t hold your damn hand for your first 200 posts/3 months? I’m _real_ sorry I didn’t see this thread earlier, or I would have made every effort imaginable to help you out. Are you so incompetent that you’re incapable of standing up for yourself? You started this thread, by yourself, less than 12 hours ago. You also opened up a similar, incomprehensible thread in MPSIMS a little later. Brian Ekers hasn’t checked in yet, and you continue to burn bridges as fast as you can rub rocks together to form the first source of light you’ve seen since your last birthday (I know, 12 candles sure put off a lot of light, doesn’t they?). Patience seems to be the virtue you decided to crap all over and rub over your body. Again, step away from the computer and give it a rest. Any point you’ve tried to make has denegrated into a personal quest of yours to make yourself look like a buffoon. ---
**Author:** ![Demise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@Demise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/116 "2003-03-20T21:25:04Z")
People are mocking you while you’re here, so what’s the difference? At least you (maybe) won’t be making even more of an ass of yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/117 "2003-03-20T21:25:58Z")
“doesn’t they” :smack: Speaking of incompetent… ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/118 "2003-03-20T21:36:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*3 PAGES ANd NOT ONE FUCKING GODDAMN REPLY FROM BRIAN FUCKING EKERS! \*\* No need to shout. If you’d just do a search you would find that he hasn’t posted anything in nearly eight hours. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/119 "2003-03-20T21:38:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*I wish to note the last post by me was orignially intended to be posted as another thread. \*\* I find it a testament to the consistency of your empty spewage that nobody would have known this if you hadn’t specifically pointed it out. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/120 "2003-03-20T21:41:00Z")
I’ve requested this thread be closed down again. It will be closed soon. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=7)