# Brian Ekers -OMG OH NO NOOBS KILL KILL OH NO NOOOOOOOOOOBS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 20, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796 "2003-03-20T13:24:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/121 "2003-03-20T21:45:07Z")
**MachineHead** , maybe you ought to start acting like this thread is closed, and stop posting to it. That might be almost as good. ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/122 "2003-03-20T21:46:49Z")
Wow, MachineHead managed to get 32 of his 162 posts in this thread alone. That’s something. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/123 "2003-03-20T21:57:47Z")
What, exactly, that something is, I have no idea. Esprix ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/124 "2003-03-20T22:05:11Z")
Taking a break from the board/posting. see MPISMS. I believe I miusunderstood your staement, Esprix. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/125 "2003-03-20T22:05:11Z")
omg. omg. before this thread is closed: MachineHead, step away from the computer. Sit down someplace where you cannot see the computer. Have some tea, relax, cool your ever-loving jets and stop listening to that crazy metal death music!! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![scablet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@scablet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scablet)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/126 "2003-03-20T22:06:41Z")
Whoops, looks like you were off to do that anyways. Have fun, may I suggest chai? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796/127 "2003-03-20T23:30:57Z")
> [@](#): > > _ **posted by MachineHead:** _ > I will request this thread by shut down. > HEY MODERATOR PLZ CLOSE THIS THREAD! Gladly, giving me the hat trick on closing your threads today. And for the record, if you want a thread closed, e-mail the forum mods and they’ll review your request when they have time. Second, **stop posting to the goddamned thing.** It’s more convincing that way. Train wreck closed at request of originator. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brian-ekers-omg-oh-no-noobs-kill-kill-oh-no-noooooooooobs/162796.md?page=6)