# Bricker: I am your slave. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097 "2000-03-23T03:05:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/1 "2000-03-23T03:05:00Z")
A thread dedicated to you Rick! 😉 * * * Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. ---
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/2 "2000-03-23T03:07:00Z")
Er, um, I think I’m in the wrong thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/3 "2000-03-23T03:09:00Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006346.html](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/006346.html) Good one, Ang! \< Off to look for the love slave thread that’s dedicated to me \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/4 "2000-03-23T03:12:00Z")
Thanks for posting the link for me Sealemon! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/5 "2000-03-23T03:25:00Z")
Bricker is da bomb. * * * I will not torment the emotionally frail. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/6 "2000-03-23T03:30:00Z")
So where’s Bricker? I have the grapes all ready to feed him. Maybe someone will volunteer to peel them if he prefers them that way. 🙂 * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/7 "2000-03-23T03:31:00Z")
Move over Angkins, I called dibs on him first. Bricker, _ **I** _ am your slave. Do with me what you will. 😉 * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Watson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Dr.Watson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Watson)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/8 "2000-03-23T03:55:00Z")
Yeah, I have to agree, that Willy Wonka candy is some addictive stuff. Why just the other day I took the kids out to the mall and . . . What? This is the **Bricker** thread? Yikes! Kids! Cover yer eyes and run! Dr. Watson “Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.” – Helen Lawrenson ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/9 "2000-03-23T15:41:00Z")
Wow. Ask and ye shall receive. Seek and ye shall find. Grapes _and_ the people feeding them to me should both be peeled. 😃 And Shayna… If you’re not careful, I’ll show up at your doorstep with thirty points and all sorts of ideas for origami. Or something else full contact. 🙂 - Rick ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/10 "2000-03-24T06:24:00Z")
Bricker, ya lucky dog, ya. 😛 Man, moments like this don’t come along often; take advantage of these ladies…um, this situation…for all it’s worth! 😃 Ladies, Rick’s one hell of a catch - he’s as cool in person as he is on the board. So I’ll get out of the way so you can get back to fighting over him! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/11 "2000-03-24T00:10:00Z")
Safe to say this thread will be on my mind for a good long time! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/12 "2000-03-24T01:02:00Z")
> [@](#): > > And Shayna… If you’re not careful, I’ll show up at your doorstep with thirty points and all sorts of ideas for origami. * * * ## -.-.-.X.-.-.-.- ^ Me, standing in the middle of the road, clearing the way for Bricker to get through the traffic. Is that “not careful” enough to get you to live up to that promise, Rick? (You little tease, you!) 😃 > [@](#): > > Or something else full contact. Like Naked Twister, perhaps? Woo Hoo! I’m already in a peeled state [http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail](http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail) md=key¶m=12393807"\> and Grace has kindly passed along the grapes [http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail](http://img.richmedia.lycos.com/thumbnail) md=key¶m=8874427"\> * * * “How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/13 "2000-03-24T02:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Shayna: > Me, standing in the middle of the road, clearing the way for Bricker to get through the traffic. Is that “not careful” enough to get you to live up to that promise, Rick? (You little tease, you!) 😃 Wow. Not bad at all… It’s no running with scissors, of course, but I’m willing to concede a definite not careful to you. > [@](#): > > Like Naked Twister, perhaps? Woo Hoo! > > I’m already in a peeled state Oh, my… Now we’re talking. Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just me? (and, oh yes, _I_ am the tease, am i?) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/14 "2000-03-24T02:48:00Z")
Pssst! Rick, click [here](http://www.southwest.com/cgi-bin/buildItinerary2), guy! Get movin’! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/15 "2000-03-24T03:07:00Z")
Hey RTF, you should’ve also included this link. Could prove to be very useful in planning that trip. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum3/HTML/004831.html) Excuse me while I go hide from Shayna now. :::Grace disappears a puff of smoke and leaving behind a bowl of half-peeled grapes::: * * * Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-i-am-your-slave/15097/16 "2000-03-24T19:41:00Z")
It gets better and better - thanks, Grace.