# Bricker is a Pile of Shit Sculpted into Human Shape

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**Created:** [March 30, 2017, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bricker-is-a-pile-of-shit-sculpted-into-human-shape/783344 "2017-03-30T13:46:36Z")\
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> [@House passes "repeal and replace"](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-passes-repeal-and-replace/785871/887):
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> You cannot simply repeat “equal treatment,” as the animating principle, because you don’t favor it.
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> Or do you? May six year olds marry?
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> No? Then there has to be some further principle beyond simply “equal treatment.”

I wonder - is Bricker not a lawyer, or is Bricker perhaps a fucking pedophile? Because for a lawyer to make an argument _this_ bad, you have to imagine that they have a firm personal motivation to pretend that children are capable of consent and legal action.

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