# Bride of Time Cube

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 23, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118 "2010-01-23T15:22:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/1 "2010-01-23T15:22:30Z")

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Someone needs to introduce Katherine R. McCall, the woman who runs [noparse][http://www.aitrui.com/](http://www.aitrui.com/) [/noparse], to the Time Cube guy. Surely, the aggregate crazy would meet or exceed some kind of critical level, resulting in something interesting.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/2 "2010-01-23T15:47:57Z")

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What is scary is that I have seen some commercial websites designed as badly, only with less woo-woo.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/3 "2010-01-23T15:55:13Z")

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Mommy, it _hurts_. Make it stop.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/4 "2010-01-23T15:57:13Z")

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1995 called. They want their drugs back. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/5 "2010-01-23T16:00:30Z")

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Aah, my eyes!

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**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/6 "2010-01-23T19:43:34Z")

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Dilute! Dilute! Okay!

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/7 "2010-01-23T20:20:54Z")

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Where is [Mirsky](http://www.slate.com/id/2226279/) when we need him?

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**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/8 "2010-01-23T20:25:11Z")

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Clearly you have never seen Bella De Soto’s website. After that monstrosity, you will never be shocked by crazy websites ever again.

http: [//www.belladesoto.us/](https://www.belladesoto.us/)

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**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/9 "2010-01-23T22:48:38Z")

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[This guy](http://www.georgehutchins.com/) is apparently running for Congress in my district. If it’s a hoax/parody, it’s pretty funny, but if it’s not, it’s horrifying. :eek:

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/10 "2010-01-24T00:01:46Z")

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Gah! That site caused my LCD pixels to explode! Colors everywhere!

What I don’t get is how many people would use ALL 64 crayolas to draw up a document if they were forced to use crayons. Especially a different crayon for each letter in a word.

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**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/11 "2010-01-24T00:04:48Z")

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> [@cwthree](#):
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> Someone needs to introduce Katherine R. McCall, the woman who runs [this site](http://www.aitrui.com/), to the Time Cube guy. Surely, the aggregate crazy would meet or exceed some kind of critical level, resulting in something interesting.

Forget about the LHC, _this_ is how you get a black hole.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/12 "2010-01-24T00:48:17Z")

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To me, it looks intentional. But I’m a relentless optimist.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/13 "2010-01-24T16:28:13Z")

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I thought they put Geocities out of it’s misery.

And she’s got nothing on Time-Cube guy. [del]Her opinions seem to be at least somewhat grounded in reality.[/del]

ETA: well, at least her front page is.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/14 "2010-01-24T16:38:50Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> **I thought they put Geocities out of it’s misery.**
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> And she’s got nothing on Time-Cube guy. [del]Her opinions seem to be at least somewhat grounded in reality.[/del]
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> ETA: well, at least her front page is.

This is where all the badness of Geocities went to die. Except it didn’t.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/15 "2010-01-24T16:52:24Z")

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Gah, I want some of what those people are smoking. Especially Bella.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/16 "2010-01-24T17:03:41Z")

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Why do crazy folks have the urge to create late-1990s style Web sites, anyhow?

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/17 "2010-01-24T17:30:29Z")

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Because that’s when they started creating them. And when you’re a serious genius, you don’t go back and change or erase any of your pearls of wisdom.

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/18 "2010-01-24T17:56:23Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> Clearly you have never seen Bella De Soto’s website. After that monstrosity, you will never be shocked by crazy websites ever again.
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> http: [//www.belladesoto.us/](https://www.belladesoto.us/)

I broke the link for this particular website. If it’s the one I’m thinking of it takes about five minutes to load and, according to a poster who clicked on it, it causes a lot of crazy stuff to start popping up.

I know the topic’s crazy links, but this one seems more onerous than most. Proceed at your own risk!

**Ellen Cherry  
MPSIMS Moderator**

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/19 "2010-01-24T18:18:07Z")

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We also got a report of bad stuff happening with the link in the OP, so I broke that one as well.

Please use [noparse] [/noparse] for potentially wacky links.

Thanks,

twickster, MPSIMS mod

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**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bride-of-time-cube/526118/20 "2010-01-24T21:18:34Z")

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This is what it must feel like to have ADHD. There’s nothing on that page you can focus on for more than a minute. My Eyes! The Goggles Do Nothing!

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