# Bring back the yellow smilies

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852 "2000-01-17T14:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/1 "2000-01-17T14:02:00Z")

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I was going to post this in the “About this message board” forum, but I thought it’d get more visibility here.

I hate the these new “big grin” ( : D ) smilies. :mad: They are hideous. :mad: The old “big grin” smilies had been my favorite one. These new ones look like some caricature of a Chinese person. (Sorry if you’re Chinese, but if I was Chinese, I’d hate them even more.)

All my old posts have them also, now. I feel violated, like if someone went through all my old posts and changed all the words to misspellings. Please bring back the old 😃 smily.

## Show your support, people. We got rid of the flaming folders, we can do this too.

_It is too clear, and so it is hard to see._

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**Author:** ![ZenBeam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/2 "2000-01-17T17:45:00Z")

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\<FONT SIZE=“1”\>Apparently nobody else cares. ☹ \</font\>

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**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/3 "2000-01-18T06:59:00Z")

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_I_ like the old smilie better, too. Since it is probably a pain in the ass for the Admins to change the smilie, I use a workaround.

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

Throw in \<img src=“[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)”\> and you get the old smilie. There should be no copyright infringement since the MB should own the rights to the old smilie, as far as I can tell. You’re hitting my server for the image, so if everybody and their brother does it, it might not be good, but a few should be OK. Lovers of the old smilie unite!

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

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“It’s like I always said…there’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he really doesn’t know whether he believes in anything or not” --Monty Python, “The Meaning of Life”

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**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/4 "2000-01-17T19:19:00Z")

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Well, I’m with you!

The old smiley was like a visual lol:

[http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif](http://www.elnet.com/~sburch/sjbgrin.gif)

The new smiley just looks like some guy who’s gonna get laid 😃

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…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 17, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/5 "2000-01-17T20:22:00Z")

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And a few more come over to my (the dark) side…

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/6 "2000-01-18T04:19:00Z")

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\<h5\>Death to the dorky green smilies!!!\</h5\>

Feel free to make that the official motto for the anti-green-smiley faction. Now all we need is a decent acronym and we’re set.

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Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.

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**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/7 "2000-01-18T05:08:00Z")

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What is with the disable smiley thing?

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/8 "2000-01-18T05:54:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The new smiley just looks like some guy who’s gonna get laid

Or like a guy that just DID get laid! \<img src=http://opalcat.com/smileysex5.gif\>

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**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/9 "2000-01-18T23:52:00Z")

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Oh my God, Opal, how did you do that?? That’s hilarious! 🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-back-the-yellow-smilies/12852/10 "2000-01-19T01:01:00Z")

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No no-dork smilies dicking any (for want of a better word) recieving-smilies is worth the wait for the animation to complete.

::Even so, sitting impressed with what Opal can do with a keyboard::

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