Ah, bathroom signs! We have this delightful one in the bathroom at work.
I thought nobody goes there except to retire!
The really hilarious thing is that my wife and I have seriously talked about moving there when we retire.
But since people live (and work) out in that area, they need services from my agency.
…At least sort of. Our office is tiny and doesn’t get a ton of customers.
Sounds like you have some whine to me!
This is how you know that sign was designed by a woman; why do I need to move the seat twice every time; why can’t you put it back up when you’re done?
It’s a seat. How can anyone sit on it if it’s up?
Real men poop standing up.
/s
3/4 of bathroom functions need the seat down. Only 1/4 doesn’t. Seat down wins.
only by type, not by count; most people go #1 more than they go #2
My husband and I settled on just closing the whole lid. Same amount of effort from either user, and keeps things from falling into the plumbing.
I do that because covering the place that people piss and shit into is common sense. Every adult should understand it.
Yeah, I’m not a fan of the gaping toilet maw.
To make things even more interesting, this sign is posted in the women’s restroom; the only time the seats are left up is when the cleaning crew actually does their job.
White smoke in The Vatican. We have a new Pope.
May the new Pope be a just and equitable servant of the people. May he ward off the evils of Mammon and be a guiding light of faith and hope.
( It looked better in Latin, but I can’t post that here. )
My feeling on this topic may be contraversial, but… I think every user should place the seat and the lid in the horizontal position after use.
- it helps particulate matter from spreading in the atmosphere while flushing
- it is gender neutral, in that everyone has to handle a part of the toilet seat assembly
I certainly feel I am outsider on this, and I am unlikely to win hearts and minds, but I am giving it a good try.
I completely agree with you. I live alone, and that’s how I do it. My late husband trained me to do this. He died 17 1/2 years ago, and I still do it. Lid down.
always put the lid down.
also a german insult is “sitzpinkler” , so very fun. means a man who is seated while peeing.
Another reason to keep the lid down is that it reduces the chances of accidentally dropping something in there, that you either have to fish out (not fun and it might be ruined) or you don’t realize it happened and it causes a clog.
If you’re an outsider on this, not necessarily a bad thing. My husband and I agree with you, and consider this to be common sense.
… so that you don’t catch your cat drinking from the bowl. I mean, seriously, cat? Your very own fresh water bowl is 6 metres away. Why?
He was a really lovely cat, although an arsehole in the way only cats can manage and yet still be loved. That habit was a little weird.
I think of drinking from the toilet as more of a larger-dog thing. A lot harder for a cat to reach the water in the bowl without falling in.