Bring me your finest, smallest, cheapest laptop suggestions

I mean, try, for instance, the EeePC options. I’m seeing a lot under $100. You can try other netbooks, too. My 1005HAB can do what you want (assuming your h.264 movies are 720p or less.)

Nava, there are USB to VGA or HDMI convertors

ebay

If you have an old laptop to trade in, Best Buy is giving you at least $25, plus another $75 credit when buying a new laptop. That’s $100 to either upgrade your purchase, or ease the burden on your wallet.

Thanks for everyone’s suggestions. Particularly BigT who pointed me to the Eee PC line.

I just bought a used Eee PC 1015px off eBay. It weighs less than 3 pounds, has a theoretical battery life around 10 hours (If I get 6, I’ll be happy), and cost $150 shipped, so it’ll be an inconvenience rather than a catastrophe if it walks away.