# Bring on the heart-related puns! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 4, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368 "2006-08-04T18:50:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/1 "2006-08-04T18:50:50Z")
People, Some folks in my office are doing one of those Cardiovascular Health Walks and they need a clever, pun-laden name. I, sad to say, am off my pun-game. It shames me to request this from y’all, but I must. Get thee to a punnery, -birdmonster ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/2 "2006-08-04T19:21:26Z")
Pump It Up. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/3 "2006-08-04T20:17:34Z")
Do you want a catchy phrase or a name for the group? Pounding Pavement - Group name or phrase. Walking the heartland - Group name or phrase. Beating the pavement for my heart. - phrase Keep your heart running smoothly. - phrase Step up the beat. - phrase Walking an extra mile, because I love my family. - phrase Walk a mile in the other mans shoes. - phrase I don’t need a stink’n bypass. - phrase ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/4 "2006-08-04T20:22:25Z")
Train in Vein Why, Aorta… ! ---
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/5 "2006-08-04T20:25:12Z")
These are all so so much better than what the woman in charge of the group is pushing: the Heartbeaters? Really? Sheesh… ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/6 "2006-08-04T20:32:58Z")
I don’t need a stink’n bypass. - phrase Just to be clear if you use this one. A person will be publicly humiliated, if they have a heart attack while at the event. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/7 "2006-08-04T21:06:30Z")
[QUOTE=Sternvogel] Why, Aorta… ! [/QUOTE] Very nice!! My pun machine seems to be broken right now too ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/8 "2006-08-04T23:06:02Z")
If these people carried wooden dolls they could be the Ventricleoquists. ---
**Author:** ![Arien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arien)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/9 "2006-08-04T23:16:44Z")
The Pacemakers. Like all my puns, I don’t know if that’s clever or dreadful. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/10 "2006-08-04T23:52:19Z")
The Sinus Rhythms ? ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2006, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/11 "2006-08-05T01:13:36Z")
Lub Dub Club. Cardio Sharks. Pavement Thumpers. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/12 "2006-08-08T16:27:18Z")
We Don’t Skip a Beat ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/13 "2006-08-08T18:29:53Z")
I do hope you plan on telling what they settled on. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-on-the-heart-related-puns/367368/14 "2006-08-08T18:35:05Z")
[QUOTE=Chez Guevara] If these people carried wooden dolls they could be the Ventricleoquists. [/QUOTE] This gets my vote.