# Bring Stalked **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575 "2008-06-20T12:43:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/21 "2008-06-20T14:29:22Z")
Geez, hope I never hit the wrong key in here! You guys are merciless! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/22 "2008-06-20T14:40:34Z")
[How about this?](http://newcrop.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/vegetabl/images/large/celery.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/23 "2008-06-20T14:50:00Z")
Or [this](http://asab.icapb.ed.ac.uk/exercises/alevel/images/fiddler_crab.gif)? ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/24 "2008-06-20T14:50:13Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Maybe it’s lolcatz-speak: I can haz stalked? [/QUOTE] Or maybe it’s leetspeak for β€œyou suckers are clicking on fake links”. πŸ˜ƒ > [@lobotomyboy63](#): > > Geez, hope I never hit the wrong key in here! You guys are merciless! Yeah, cause none of us have ever done that before! πŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/25 "2008-06-20T14:54:40Z")
The OPer screwed up the thread title, then screwed up the link. OFF WITH HIS HEAD! ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/26 "2008-06-20T14:56:28Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] Yeah, cause none of us have ever done that before! πŸ˜› [/QUOTE] Technically I think you need an apostrophe…_ **'cause** _ it shows letters were removed. πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/27 "2008-06-20T15:09:22Z")
[QUOTE=astro] [How about this?](http://newcrop.hort.purdue.edu/ext/senior/vegetabl/images/large/celery.jpg) [/QUOTE] Horrifying. The OP should move and leave no forwarding address. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/28 "2008-06-20T15:11:45Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] Or [this](http://asab.icapb.ed.ac.uk/exercises/alevel/images/fiddler_crab.gif)? [/QUOTE] Even more horrifying: The OP, or his alleged feminine stalker, has crabs. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/29 "2008-06-20T15:15:54Z")
[QUOTE=PunditLisa] The OPer screwed up the thread title, then screwed up the link. OFF WITH HIS HEAD! [/QUOTE] Or the next best thing. . . we could take him to The Pit! (I kid! I kid! A beheading is probably preferable to a Pitting. For whom, you ask?) ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/30 "2008-06-20T15:29:00Z")
Help! I’m being [stalked](http://www.calico.ie/blog/uploaded_images/jack_8-e-776542.gif)! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/31 "2008-06-20T15:39:57Z")
Bean there, done that. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/32 "2008-06-20T15:47:02Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] Bean there, done that. [/QUOTE] Too corny for words. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/33 "2008-06-20T15:50:08Z")
[QUOTE=Robot Arm] Bean there, done that. [/QUOTE] Don’t have a cow, man. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/34 "2008-06-20T16:05:19Z")
[QUOTE=tdn] Don’t have a cow, man. [/QUOTE] Leaf the poor guy alone. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/35 "2008-06-20T16:36:05Z")
[QUOTE=Projammer] Leaf the poor guy alone. [/QUOTE] Lettuce go and leave him in peas. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/36 "2008-06-20T16:52:08Z")
I bringing your stalked. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/37 "2008-06-20T16:58:33Z")
[QUOTE=Troy McClure SF] I bringing your stalked. [/QUOTE] I stalking your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/38 "2008-06-20T17:40:23Z")
All your stalks are belong to us! ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/39 "2008-06-20T18:25:46Z")
Stalk me two times baby, Stalk me twice today! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2008, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bring-stalked/453575/40 "2008-06-20T18:35:26Z")
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