# Bringing In Some Shit from GD **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623 "2000-01-07T05:15:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/1 "2000-01-07T05:15:00Z")
I’ve borrowed this little treasure from the “Shit!” thread in GD. I think it would be extraordinarily fun to add to it. Someone else will have to do “ChrisCTP” because, well, it’d be funnier that way. And since I already know that everyone else will be far better than mine, feel free to redo the ones I’ve already done. We’ll start off with the original. Mine follow. > [@](#): > > ## Gilligan Member posted 01-06-2000 04:07 PM > > Libertarian - What is wrong with peaceful, honest people taking a shit? > Krispy - I just read where the government plans to monitor our shit, anyone else hear about this? > > slythe - That’s a bunch of shit, KO > > David B - We’re not talking about that shit, Krispy > > Melin - When are you going to answer my question about shit, David? > > FORMERAGENT - YOU THINK YOU PEOPLE KNOW SHIT? LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE SHIT THAT’S GONNA HIT THE FAN SOON > > Phaedrus - Shit? Yes! > > John John - Here are some statistics about shit: \<300 lines follow\> > > Homer - Damned retard shit! > > Marormd - When are you going to answer Melin’s question, David? > > Random LBMB member - If you people keep talking like this, you’re all gonna go to hell. (Shit 13: 25) > > pldennison - Yeah, like nobody else ever takes a shit, right? > > Mark Serlin - Men prefer that women take a shower after they shit, so they smell nicer. > > Melin - I’m still waiting, David. Nickrz _This shit belongs in MPSIMS._ Byzantine _God’s Shit! What are you thinking?_ Kellibelli _More MPSIMS about Shitboy._ OpalCat _I feel like shit._ TennHippie _When rhyming is called for I’m fit For I am a font of great wit For my lim’ricks I’m known And I’ve certainly shown I’ll rhyme about all kinds of shit._ Ok…passing it on to those better suited. * * * “Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” _Guanolad_ ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/2 "2000-01-07T05:32:00Z")
David B: “Shit evolves.” Phaedrus: “On the sixth day, God created shit.” ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/3 "2000-01-07T06:06:00Z")
Beans Beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you… oh shit… wrong song… * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f9b8f/32.png) [@David\_God\_of\_Frogs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_God_of_Frogs)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/4 "2000-01-07T06:41:00Z")
I shit, you shit. We all shit for shits and giggles ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/5 "2000-01-07T07:25:00Z")
Suzeanne: Shit! The evil brat got peanut butter all over the cat again! * * * – Teeming Millions: [http://fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) “Meat flaps, yellow!” - DrainBead, naked co-ed Twister chat O p a l C a t [www.opalcat.com](http://www.opalcat.com) ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/6 "2000-01-07T07:35:00Z")
Newtonian mechanics: Shit happens Quantum mechanics, Heisenberg’s model: You won’t know if shit happens until you observe it. Quantum mechanics, Many Worlds model: Every time shit happens, your world line splits. * * * Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/7 "2000-01-07T10:48:00Z")
## Aren’t we all a bit too old for this shit ? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![MidnightVa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@MidnightVa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightVa)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/8 "2000-01-07T10:55:00Z")
Shit no! ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/9 "2000-01-07T11:36:00Z")
Whats that about tits? ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/10 "2000-01-07T12:54:00Z")
Confucius say: “Stay away from man who shit in shower, then shove shit down drain with big toe.” ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/11 "2000-01-07T15:00:00Z")
I’m not THAT kinky, Lisa. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/12 "2000-01-07T15:11:00Z")
## Well shit ! It’s Drain 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/13 "2000-01-07T15:21:00Z")
Coldfire, you shit-for-brains, she’s been back for a couple days. You wouldn’t know shit from shinola. Heh. * * * He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -_Yakamo’s Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/14 "2000-01-07T15:24:00Z")
heehee…another childhood memory (actually, a teenage memory) After a night of drunken debauchery, a friend of ours steps out of the bathroom and announces “Hey, come here, you have got to see this!” We all step into the bathroom, where he is proudly displaying a pile of shit he left in the toilet that had to of been at least two feet long. Most everybody said “ewwwww” and promptly walked out, but me and my smart mouth promptly says “Congratulations! I guess that makes you the King of Shit!” Most of my friends still use that saying to this day, whenever somebody is bragging about something. * * * Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![David\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/51bf81/32.png) [@David\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_B)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/15 "2000-01-07T15:52:00Z")
Aw, shit. If I’d known this shit was going on here, I might not have moved the original shit from Great Debates. Oh well. Shit happens. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/16 "2000-01-07T15:53:00Z")
## Flypshyte, are you shitting me ? Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/17 "2000-01-07T15:56:00Z")
I AM NOT MARKSHITLIN!JUST BECAUSE I STICK UP FOR HIM! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/18 "2000-01-07T16:31:00Z")
C’mon, Coldfire, I wouldn’t shit ya. You’re my favorite turd. And cakes-if you’re not Shitlin, you must be SHITWATCH. And we’d all better watch out, 'cause THE SHITWATCH ALWAYS KNOWS THINGS. * * * He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -_Yakamo’s Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/19 "2000-01-07T16:32:00Z")
the shit’s really gonna hit the fan now * * * so you found a girl who thinks really deep thoughts. what’s so amazing about really deep thoughts? Tori Amos ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/20 "2000-01-07T16:45:00Z")
I think the intent of the OP has gone down the shitter. That being said, I’m going to continue what I think Chris had in mind. Eve: A lady doesn’t shit, she defecates. Ukulele Ike: What, you think your shit doesn’t stink, Eve? Doctor Jackson: SHEE-yut! Coldfire: I bet felching tastes like shit. (Sorry, mate, you’re never going to live that one down! :)) jodih: Not all Christians believe that shit. NanoByte: You medical experts don’t know shit. Michelle: My cats just shit all over everything. Falcon: That new tattoo hurt like shit. Strainger: Any of you shitheads want to get together and do shit? Ed Zotti: I don’t paid enough for this shit. ChrisCTP: This thread has really gone to shit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623.md?page=2)