# Bringing In Some Shit from GD **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 7, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623 "2000-01-07T05:15:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/21 "2000-01-07T17:15:00Z")
puffington - (exhales) Man this is some GOOD SHIT! ---
**Author:** ![Imthecowgodmoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/22 "2000-01-08T06:28:00Z")
Imtheshitgodcrap is available for only three easy payments of $29.99! Call 1-800-IMA GOD1 for details! * * * “People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis, But they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.” – Calvin and Hobbes (\_\_) _/_ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/23 "2000-01-07T20:20:00Z")
“But it’s really great shit, Mrs. Presky!” * * * Saint Eutychus [www.disneyshorts.org](http://www.disneyshorts.org) ---
**Author:** ![Dirty\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Dirty\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dirty_Devil)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/24 "2000-01-07T20:43:00Z")
Satan - “You’re gonna’ stick that shit where?” ---
**Author:** ![HeadlessCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@HeadlessCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeadlessCow)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/25 "2000-01-07T21:30:00Z")
Nickz: Only an unethical doctor would give out advice about shit without even knowing what sex the poster is. ---
**Author:** ![J\_String](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@J\_String](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J_String)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/26 "2000-01-07T21:40:00Z")
“Excreto ergo sum.” ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/27 "2000-01-07T22:43:00Z")
Look out Alice! It’s the Mad Shatter! ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/28 "2000-01-07T22:49:00Z")
Well look at all this, I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch… I guess i’ll shit on my watch. * * * She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/29 "2000-01-08T01:01:00Z")
Well, like my dear departed dad used to say, “If you don’t know whether to shit or go blind, you close one eye and fart.” * * * Saint Eutychus [www.disneyshorts.org](http://www.disneyshorts.org) ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/30 "2000-01-08T01:07:00Z")
My Packard Bell PC is a piece of shit.But so are most of them these days. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/31 "2000-01-08T01:11:00Z")
Sunbear I feel for you… really I do… I used to have to train people on those abominations. * * * The greater your dreams, the more terrible your nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/32 "2000-01-08T02:27:00Z")
Louie : What exactly is shit? ---
**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/33 "2000-01-08T05:08:00Z")
Read on stall wall: \*Here I sit, broken hearted Came to shit, But only farted\* * * * Krispy Original – voted SDMB’s 19th most popular poster (1999) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/34 "2000-01-09T02:40:00Z")
A certain razor blade tycoon owned houses all over the world. His grandest mansion was in England. Not only was it huge, the entire place was trimmed in real gold. From this comes the expression regarding a woman wearing lots of gold jewelry: . . . . . “She’s gilt like the Brit Schick house!” . . . . . Just made that up. Is _this_ what I am doing with my life? Shoot. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/35 "2000-01-09T21:56:00Z")
> [@](#): > > You wouldn’t know shit from shinola. “I wonder what the Shinola people think about that?” - George Carlin “Instead of ‘shit’, say ‘poo’, as in ‘bull poo’, ‘poo head’,…” - Mr. Mackey “Bob, what’s Mrs. Presky’s heap so far?” -F. Scott Firesign ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/36 "2000-01-10T03:27:00Z")
Cristi: Shit! My hand is on fire again! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/37 "2000-06-14T13:45:08Z")
As I was cycling to work this morning, this shit came to mind. Since there has been a shitload of newbies since this shit last hit the fan, I thought it would be funny to see if we could stir the shit some more. So for craps sake, show your shit already 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/38 "2000-06-14T15:37:39Z")
You aren’t going to catch me posting in here ::cups hand to ear:: What? Aw shit! Keith ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/39 "2000-06-14T15:44:23Z")
Shit. I’m gonna call a plumber. It looks like the septic system has backed up again. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/40 "2000-06-14T16:11:18Z")
Frankly, Scarlett, I don’t give a shit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623.md?page=3)