# Bringing In Some Shit from GD

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 7, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623 "2000-01-07T05:15:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/41 "2000-06-14T18:01:46Z")

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matt\_mcl: If shit has no value, it’s not really shit.

Scylla: You don’t know shit; everything has value.

Feynman: Shit is representative of other shit, so it _is_ shit.

Libertarian: If this shit were unregulated it wouldn’t smell so bad.

Duck Duck Goose: This shit’s funny.

Red Bull/BullRoar: Bull shit!

Alphagene: Get the shit outa here.

Brunetter: What’s with the newbie bashing shit?

Random Troll: Everyone here is shit.

Sock Puppet: You got that shit right, RT!

WallyM7: Fuck this shit; you’re both putzes.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/42 "2000-06-14T18:32:58Z")

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I don’t give a shit.

I won’t take that shit.

And now for some classical shit…

I think, therefore, I shit.

Vendi, Vici, Crapus.

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/43 "2000-06-14T19:03:52Z")

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All right! What poster resurrected this load of crap? Let’s beat the shit out of him.

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**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/44 "2000-06-14T22:10:33Z")

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If I have to fork one more load of calf shit, someone will catch shit.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/45 "2000-06-14T23:55:07Z")

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Those who write on bathroom walls  
roll their shit in little balls  
to those of you who read this wit,  
eat those little balls of shit.

Thenkyewverymuch.

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**Author:** ![MissMonica7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e36b37/32.png) [@MissMonica7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissMonica7)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/46 "2000-06-15T01:00:59Z")

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“He called the poop shit!”

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**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/47 "2000-06-15T01:15:25Z")

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He’s gonna shit when he finds out that its shit!

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/48 "2000-06-15T04:05:28Z")

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Well, shit. No one’s used me. I’ll just have to do it myself.

Hmmm. Shit. Can’t think of anything about me. Smeg.

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**Author:** ![Qwisp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qwisp/32/397_2.png) [@Qwisp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwisp)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/49 "2000-06-15T07:50:29Z")

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Holy shit! What the hell am I doing up reading this shit at 3 in the morning??Aw shit I need to go to bed.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/50 "2000-06-15T08:01:19Z")

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I wouldn’t serve this shit even on a silver platter.

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**Author:** ![jubei2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@jubei2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jubei2k)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/51 "2000-06-17T16:25:52Z")

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Thought I’d boost this shit.

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**Author:** ![Ruffian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Ruffian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruffian)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/52 "2000-06-17T18:16:09Z")

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heatherlee: im the shit babay anyoen here like sex with furnitcher cuz i doo

Opal: Look, my teeth have gone to shit

…and that’s all I can think of for now. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/53 "2000-06-17T21:52:13Z")

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Michael Masterson: IM THE BIG BAD SHITTING DADDY!

UncleBeer: Knock that shit off, MM. Final Warning.

Michael Masterson: Well, shit, Unc. I was just shootin’ the shit. Won’t happen again.

UncleBeer: It better not, shit-fer-brains.

Diane: For Shit’s sake, don’t feed the troll.

Michael Masterson: IM THE BIF BAD POOPY DADDY! (Hey, technically I’m in the clear. Right?)

UncleBeer: What is this shit? You’re outtahere, shitface.

Silo: Hello. I used to be MM, and I pulled some weird shit back then. Sorry about that. But I’ll be a good shit from now on.

Teeming Millions: Well, OK. You little shit 😉

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Krispy Original: Soccer is some weird unamerican shit!

European Dopers: eat shit, Krispy.

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Respected\_Postername\_Plus\_Blank\_Space: All moderators are shit! Ban the shit out of me! I shitting dare you!!

Regular Poster: This shit is not right. Look at the postcount.

Respected\_Postername\_Plus\_Blank\_Space: Oh Regular Poster, you’re SUCH a piece of shit.

Moderator: The shit’s been taken care of.

Moderator\_name\_plus\_blank\_space: Whaaaa!! You’ll never catch THIS little shit alive!! Shit man, I’m getting a boner here.

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That’s enough shit for now 😃

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/54 "2000-06-17T23:38:17Z")

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Well shit fire and save the matches

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**Author:** ![DippyMonger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@DippyMonger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DippyMonger)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/55 "2000-06-18T07:02:21Z")

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This is one shit thread

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/56 "2000-06-18T07:27:15Z")

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This is exactly the kind of shit I’m trying to keep out of IMHO.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bringing-in-some-shit-from-gd/12623/57 "2000-06-18T14:57:49Z")

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That’s some funny shit, Coldfire.

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