# Brit Dope 2003 Results

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 1, 2003, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238 "2003-12-01T10:33:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 6

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/101 "2003-12-04T14:50:44Z")

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why no, charm is my middle name  
ladies love cool paul

😉

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/102 "2003-12-04T15:08:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*why no, charm is my middle name  
> 😉 \*\*

Wasn’t Charm a my little pony? 😕

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/103 "2003-12-04T15:40:36Z")

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from the **current My Little Pony style guide**

**Sunny Daze**  
**Rainbow Dash**  
**Pinkie Pie**  
**Sparkleworks**  
**Kimono**  
**Minty**  
**Wysteria**  
**Sweetberry**

so there. no Cherry Treats, Lucky Charms or Cherry Lips even.

Dr Paul, from the fight against Pony ignorance  
😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/104 "2003-12-04T21:53:18Z")

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Oh, like “Pinkie Pie” doesn’t sound like a euphemism for some rude body part or another…

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/105 "2003-12-04T22:28:27Z")

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FYI, at no point during the entire day’s events was I boozing, or I would no longer have been vertical (or at least as vertical as I ever get). Booze and jet lag is a bad combination, and I’m a lightweight in any case.

Thanks for finally posting the photos! My friend is sitting here laughing her ass off (having seen my underwear countless times - she was my college roommate), and I’m off across the Channel tomorrow, so the chances of her pulling away from the munchkins to look for the photos without me here is rather slim.

**Coldfire,** I have my distant cousin’s address at home somewhere, but not on me, and knowing nothing of Amsterdam geography I don’t know what neighborhood he is in. He’s around 60 anyway, about my dad’s age, and has grown kids.

More later - I’m trying to let everyone sleep, and to get in some all too rare bits of girlie bonding time with my friend before leaving tomorrow…

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**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/106 "2003-12-04T22:48:43Z")

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Can I just mention that **bibliovore** is fit.

Thankyou

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/107 "2003-12-04T23:38:57Z")

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I have finally remember what part of Angua I iced. It _was_ her boobs - I iced a heart on in green, then Tir added a yellow ‘arse.’ Phew, glad that’s sorted.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/108 "2003-12-04T23:48:29Z")

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Ah, just seen the pics - I love your captions _Ianzin_\*! And woah, the Doper women really do have good boobs.

(FYI, my friend is called Kitty :))

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/109 "2003-12-04T23:52:40Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ems \*  
> \*\*Can I just mention that **bibliovore** is fit.
> 
> Thankyou \*\*

Yes he is, and he’s a really sweet guy too.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/110 "2003-12-05T00:27:59Z")

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I laughed my arse off. Great captions, **ianzin**!

**TwistofFate** , it’s a rarity that a heterosexual man can wear a cat hat convincingly. But you fucking did it, mate. 😃

**Steve Wright** , if you don’t mind me asking: have you lost weight? Or is my memory shot? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/111 "2003-12-05T00:32:39Z")

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Oh, and **Eva** , no problem, if you want to know more about A’dam or if you want to tell me where your friend lives, my e-mail’s available.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/112 "2003-12-05T00:56:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **TwistofFate** , it’s a rarity that a heterosexual man can wear a cat hat convincingly. But you fucking did it, mate. 😃

How many guesses do you want on whos cat hat it was? 😉  
[sub] **GODDAM** my bhoy is one SEXAY MUTHAFUCKER! 😃 😃 :D[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/113 "2003-12-05T10:32:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \*  
> \*\*I have finally remember what part of Angua I iced. It _was_ her boobs - I iced a heart on in green, then Tir added a yellow ‘arse.’ Phew, glad that’s sorted. \*\*

Indeed. We can’t have things like that hanging around unsolved. I will just point out that I do a better job drawing on people using henna, rather than icing, but the principle is the same - squeezing a paste that stains out of a tube. However, its far easier to get rid of icing than it is of henna.

Oh, and the arm in the photo next to **Bib’s** cookie is mine. Og only knows what I’m attempting to point out.

Hmm…Maybe I should bring henna to the next DopeFest… Why is there no “evil grin” smiley damnit?!

Right, I really do have work to do - which is why I’ve been rather quiet in this thread recently, so back to it. Oh, and **garius** - where the hell is my paper?? 🙂

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/114 "2003-12-05T10:40:51Z")

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i did wonder about the quietness

that cat hat is possibly the best thing that ever happened to us

all of us!

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/115 "2003-12-05T10:42:57Z")

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According to our mail room it filtered through their system and was passed on to the post office yesterday - so i’m surprised you didn’t get it this morning.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/116 "2003-12-05T11:04:21Z")

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Well, its not in our post room yet. Oh, and **Tir** - the cat hat rules!! 😃

Now, I’m really getting back to work.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/117 "2003-12-05T11:56:06Z")

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_does the happy cat hat dance_  
la la la!

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/118 "2003-12-05T13:31:33Z")

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DubDope! Whoo hoo.

I would offer to put some Dopers up at my digs, but I live 3 hrs away by train!

If there is a DubDope and people are crashing at **curly chick** ’s house, I call the “Melt and Never Wake Up” bed! Wow. What a bed!!

You could all come to Galway, too, to see what Ireland is REALLY like, or you could just do the WestBrit thing and stay in Dublin.

😛

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/119 "2003-12-05T13:42:06Z")

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personally i’d actually prefer galway.

\<London snob\>

Dublin is just a chip rip off of my own fair city

\</LS\>

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-2003-results/216238/120 "2003-12-05T13:49:13Z")

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A chip rip off?  
Chip?  
Have you turned into Inspector Clouseau, **garius**?

My God, the bed in my guest bedroom has gone international and has its own screen name.  
I feel so proud.

While, of course, Doper crashers are welcome chez moi, in the event of this here DubDope, a Galway Dope would be fun too.  
Either way, I will be there with bells on.

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