# Brit Dope Winter 2003

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981 "2003-10-01T21:07:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/441 "2003-10-30T17:02:31Z")

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That’s useful. 😃

I’m cold and wet through. Football training in the pouring rain ☹

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/442 "2003-10-30T20:05:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*Anyone, and I mean _anyone_ who even suggests karaoke at the DopeFest will have to deal with me, my long nails, and my sharp pointy hair spike. 😃 \*\*

Oh come on – if they have “Teenage Dirtbag”, I’ll even sing my own personal [Straight Dope version](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78974)… 😉

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/443 "2003-10-30T20:07:37Z")

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**Gyrate, Gyrate, Gyrate** , how much do you love cookies? 😉

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/444 "2003-10-31T12:11:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*Right ok… this really mini CamDope thing… whose coming?  
> I got **Paulberserker, Herge, ConfessorKnight and Crusoe**?  
> Anyone else?
> 
> When do we want to do it? this Saturday, next Saturday?
> 
> I’m sending out an email now, anyone else want to join in, mail the address in my profile. 🙂 \*\*

Eh? _Cam_Dope? When what how did that happen?

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/445 "2003-10-31T12:16:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shade \*  
> \*\*Eh? _Cam_Dope? When what how did that happen? \*\*

I dunno, **Shade** , but I am personally quite intrigued.  
Shall you all be actually **in** the river?  
Wet t shirt and trouser competitions in November - you are truly hardy individuals over there in GB. If I had a hat on, I’d take it off to you all.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/446 "2003-10-31T12:28:01Z")

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Yes, if I was organising it, I’d have called it CantabDope to avoid confusion 😃 I had heard something - Angua was visiting in december, and wondered who’d be around. But nothing else.

And for ‘hardy’ read ‘stupid’ or ‘drunk’ when it comes to the cam - it’s not so much the cold (which is quite deadly) but the toxicity…

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/447 "2003-10-31T12:45:06Z")

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Sorry to disappoint, but CamDope = Camden Dope. Those London-centric dopers 😉

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/448 "2003-10-31T13:31:25Z")

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Aha! Thanks. I figured there must be another Cam\* in the uk, but I couldn’t for the life of me think of one. Though I suppose a literal Cam Dope could be held anywhere on the Cam, not just at the Bridge.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/449 "2003-10-31T14:12:18Z")

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Yeah, there is more than one Cam\* in the UK. Gah, you Cambridge types, so insular. 😉

Anyway, a CanTABDope may be forthcoming, it all depends on the finer details.

**Shade** , I knew a fellow collage-mate of yours who jumped into the Cam at dawn on Suicide Sunday a couple of years ago. He had to go to Addenbrookes to get his stomach pumped. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/450 "2003-10-31T14:17:26Z")

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Your point would have been more ocnvincingly made if it contained a ‘for instance, off the top of my head:’ 🙂

Yep, that story rings a bell. Several bells even, but I’m fairly sure one of them really happened.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/451 "2003-10-31T15:32:15Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shade \*  
> \*\*Your point would have been more ocnvincingly made if it contained a ‘for instance, off the top of my head:’ 🙂  
> \*\*

Camden, Cambourne. 😉

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> \*\*Yep, that story rings a bell. Several bells even, but I’m fairly sure one of them really happened. \*\*

😛 The stuff of urban legends. Varisty reported it, not that that means anything mind you. 🙂 I could give a name as well, but I don’t know if that’d be allowed.

BTW - I hear Gonville and Caius want to close down Gardies. :mad:

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/452 "2003-10-31T17:39:11Z")

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> Camden, Cambourne.

Not that I doubted 🙂 - as I said I was sure there were some, I just couldn’t think of any. But I hope to avoid one day having to have Cambridge,Cambridgeshire,UK-dopes 😃

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> BTW - I hear Gonville and Caius want to close down Gardies.

Yep. Well, according to Varsity…

(I’ve been losing trust in student papers since I saw a retraction that said “No, our front page story last week wasn’t true. It was a slow news day and the editor made it up.”)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/453 "2003-10-31T18:19:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shade \*  
> \*\*. Well, according to Varsity…
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> (I’ve been losing trust in student papers since I saw a retraction that said “No, our front page story last week wasn’t true. It was a slow news day and the editor made it up.”) \*\*

Well, quite. I lost trust in Varisty the day they managed to misquote me from a CUSU Open Meeting that I hadn’t even been able to attend but had, as the GEEMA Officer on CUSU sent an official GEEMA statement to. So not only did they misquote what I said (IIRC it was about this entire hoo-ha with the Duke of Edinburgh, and him saying something silly and racist, and CUSU and the student press over-reacting as usual, and me being the voice of reason, telling them all that its not a big deal, and lets concentrate on the real issues here), but the idiots didn’t even realise that I wasn’t even there!

So, yeah, I wouldn’t trust a Varsity hack any further than I could throw them. But apparantly, the BBC have picked up on the entire Gardies is closing thing, so maybe there is some truth to the rumour.

And on that note, I think we should stop hijacking this thread. Its just wrong.

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/454 "2003-10-31T19:03:04Z")

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Yeah, that kind of thing. It becomes understandable when you realise it’s being written by a hungover student under a lot of time pressure. The scary thing is, how much all papers are like that.

I assuming this story is true - _most_ of the stories are true, just not as many as we’d hope/assume 🙂 Though, while it’s a shame, I can’t really bring myself to care that much.

Hasn’t this thread actually been a gigantic hijack all along? How of hundreds of posts actually been about organising a the dopefest? And since when have we not done wrong things?

But yes, I feel a bit guilty sometimes. Maybe we should have a ‘cambridge-related posts we wanted to make in another thread, but they would have been hijacks’ thread somewhere 🙂

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/455 "2003-10-31T20:32:01Z")

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> \*\*Yeah, that kind of thing. It becomes understandable when you realise it’s being written by a hungover student under a lot of time pressure. The scary thing is, how much all papers are like that.  
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Scarier still is how many of these Varsity/TCS hacks actually go on to become “proper” journalists.

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> **Hasn’t this thread actually been a gigantic hijack all along? How of hundreds of posts actually been about organising a the dopefest? And since when have we not done wrong things?**

Good point. A lot of this thread has in fact been “lets make fun of **Angua** ”, not naming any Dopers in particular _cough_Gyrate_cough\*\*cough_ianzin_cough\*\*cough_garius\*cough 😉

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/456 "2003-10-31T20:38:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> Good point. A lot of this thread has in fact been “lets make fun of **Angua** ”, \*\*

well its that or a flirtfest no?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/457 "2003-10-31T21:23:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BigDaiv \*  
> \*\*well its that or a flirtfest no? \*\*

No, not really. There have been known to be threads which have not degenerated into flirtfests. I just can’t think of any at the moment. 🙂

Besides, no one wants to flirt with me at the moment, they all just want to poke fun at me. :sulk:

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**Author:** ![Chimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@Chimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimpy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/458 "2003-10-31T21:27:17Z")

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awww poor **Angua**

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/459 "2003-10-31T23:52:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*No, not really. There have been known to be threads which have not degenerated into flirtfests. I just can’t think of any at the moment. 🙂
> 
> Besides, no one wants to flirt with me at the moment, they all just want to poke fun at me. :sulk: \*\*

Aw, bubbeleh…we _tease_ because we _love_, you know that… 🙂

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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/460 "2003-11-01T00:12:35Z")

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> No, not really. There have been known to be threads which have not degenerated into flirtfests. I just can’t think of any at the moment.

Science threads?

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> Besides, no one wants to flirt with me at the moment, they all just want to poke fun at me. :sulk:

Didn’t you say something about giving up online flirting for Ramadan?

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