# Brit Dope Winter 2003

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981 "2003-10-01T21:07:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/781 "2003-11-17T12:09:21Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bibliovore \*  
> \*\*I’ll bring a box of crayons for **Tir**. 🙂  
> \*\*

Just hide all the red ones. 😉

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/782 "2003-11-17T12:14:02Z")

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Heh! Actually, I think it’s probably best if we _all_ stick to crayons - you know what she’s like around sharp objects…

Only two weeks to go!

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/783 "2003-11-17T12:18:50Z")

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pencils i can do. and a nice seperate eraser, all courtesy of my work store cupboard.

on a lighter note, i did go out friday, spent a fortune and got bitten by one of my mates. friday night fun in wardour street!

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/784 "2003-11-17T12:21:47Z")

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Er, that last remark was meant as a joke in reference to **Tir’s** extensive collection of medieval weapons - I really didn’t mean anything else by it.

(God, I can be such a thoughtless arse sometimes… Sorry, love - no offense meant…)

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/785 "2003-11-17T12:21:53Z")

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see - plastic finance is your friend…

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/786 "2003-11-17T13:03:44Z")

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What’s a propelling pencil? Is it what we’d call a mechanical pencil on this side of the Pond, for drafting and the like?

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/787 "2003-11-17T13:10:05Z")

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That’s right.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/788 "2003-11-17T13:59:22Z")

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invisible money!

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/789 "2003-11-17T19:34:04Z")

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Is there some reason pencils are preferable to pens? I’m left-handed and tend to avoid pencils, because then I get the lead all over the darn place.

(And you know what they say: “Lefties are the only people in their right minds.”)

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/790 "2003-11-17T21:17:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gyrate \*  
> \*\* You can use a pen instead, naturally, but I’m guessing you may wish to erase things at some point. \*\*

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/791 "2003-11-17T22:21:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gyrate \*  
> **I’m not requiring you to hammer them up ianzin’s nose or anything like that. / Unless you really want to, of course.**

Ahem, **no**. Want to or not, it’s still not acceptable. Nobody will be inserting anything into any part of me. Even if I do say ‘Jehovah’.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/792 "2003-11-17T22:59:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> \*\*Nobody will be inserting anything into any part of me. \*\*

At least not without buying you dinner first.

I didn’t mean to start a pencil panic; a few people with pencils per team will suffice. The rest can just shout helpful answers into their ears at close range.

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/793 "2003-11-17T23:17:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> \*\*Ahem, **no**. Want to or not, it’s still not acceptable. Nobody will be inserting anything into any part of me. Even if I do say ‘Jehovah’. \*\*

Not a fan of French kissing, are we?

😉

(Or am I still supposed to call it “freedom kissing?” What the heck; I thought that whole jingoistic renaming business was a crock, anyway.)

Plus, that means no cookies, cake, or rugelah for you, now doesn’t it? Or at least that **Angua** and I can’t feed them to you like harem girls?

Oh well, more goodies for everyone else.

(P.S. All necessary baking staples have now been purchased! Now I just have to keep from using them up between now and…my goodness, only a week and a half from now until baking time! Yippee!)

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/794 "2003-11-18T00:33:27Z")

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Pencils? OK.

(I just thought I’d post something in this thread to show that I’m not actually dead. I’m doing certification exams and NaNoWriMo this month, so I’ve been a bit busy lately. Normal inane chatter will be resumed in due course.)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/795 "2003-11-18T12:29:11Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> \*\*Ahem, **no**. Want to or not, it’s still not acceptable. Nobody will be inserting anything into any part of me. Even if I do say ‘Jehovah’. \*\*

You mean, we can’t even stone you? :sulk: 😉

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> \*\*  
> Plus, that means no cookies, cake, or rugelah for you, now doesn’t it? Or at least that Angua and I can’t feed them to you like harem girls?\*\*

Well, I’m sure other Dopers will appreciate our skills. 😉

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> **Oh well, more goodies for everyone else.**

Quite. Does this therefore mean I don’t have to bake white chocolate chip cookies?  
Just kidding! Of course I’ll bake them! No, don’t turn me into a frog! _croak_

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> **(P.S. All necessary baking staples have now been purchased! Now I just have to keep from using them up between now and…my goodness, only a week and a half from now until baking time! Yippee!)**

Yippee! I’ve bought almost everything - just need an orange, lots of butter and mascapone.

You know, its really difficult to resist a bag of chocolate covered espresso beans, I’m probably going to have to hide one pack, just so I don’t have to go into town between now and next Friday to buy more. 🙂

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/796 "2003-11-18T12:38:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*You mean, we can’t even stone you? :sulk: 😉  
> just need an orange, lots of butter and mascapone.  
> \*\*

Okay the first two i can understand, but isn’t the last one a Sicilian Mafia boss?!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/797 "2003-11-18T12:40:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Okay the first two i can understand, but isn’t the last one a Sicilian Mafia boss?! \*\*

Last time I checked, mascapone was Itallian cream cheese type thing. Trust me, all will be revealled at the DopeFest.

The reason for the mascapone that is, nothing else.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/798 "2003-11-18T12:46:31Z")

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cheesy cookies?!

i guess all i can say is:

:dubious:

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/799 "2003-11-18T12:51:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*cheesy cookies?!  
> \*\*

Bwahaha!

However, I’m not just making cookies am I?

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/800 "2003-11-18T12:55:06Z")

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cheesy pies?!

:dubious: :eek:

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