# Brit Dope Winter 2003

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981 "2003-10-01T21:07:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 47

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/921 "2003-11-27T12:11:36Z")

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and the first person to tell me what the first song quote is from wins a prize on saturday

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/922 "2003-11-27T12:11:49Z")

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Hmmm… catchy!

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/923 "2003-11-27T12:13:09Z")

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Which Quote? Garius’ one?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/924 "2003-11-27T12:14:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Careful. I have a nasty habit of bursting into History-related folk songs when pissed…
> 
> \<snip\>
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> You have been warned. 😉 \*\*

Aah… The common misconception of a recorder for folk music…

I have some wonderful classical pieces that can be played on the recorder - medieval dances in fact. I also have some Christmas carols…

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/925 "2003-11-27T12:14:37Z")

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Any newcomers to this thread, all the details are on the previous page, see my post, bright red headings etc.

While planning our musical extravaganza, it may be as well to remember that One Who Shall Be Among Us is a talented musician and has performed on a actual music CD. We are not worthy, but step forward **Mr Twist Of Fate**.

I play guitar moderately badly and I was even the vocalist on a novelty Christmas single produced by a friend of mine three years ago. I think it scored two plays on two different local radio stations, and to the best of my knowledge no-one ever actually bought it, but theoretically they could have done. (I have ONE CD single version of it for sale if anyone wants to bid now).

I won’t be bringing my guitar to the Dopefest. She’s far too beautiful to risk.

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/926 "2003-11-27T12:14:38Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Bibliovore \*  
> \*\*Hmmm… catchy! \*\*

Yeah - i’m thinking we should stick to the plan of covering **Let It Snow** if we want to stand a realistic chance of getting the Christmas No. 1

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/927 "2003-11-27T12:15:28Z")

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no, my one:

this song, is the first one’ etc

also, my ex girlfriend did a degree in the recorder. she was shit hot at it, but that didnt mean it was any good AT ALL AS AN INSTRUMENT

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/928 "2003-11-27T12:16:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> **medieval dances**

Careful - **Ianzin** will start getting nostalgic.

**runs and hides**

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/929 "2003-11-27T12:17:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by paulberserker \*  
> \*\*and the first person to tell me what the first song quote is from wins a prize on saturday \*\*

Beatles innit? [sub]now racking my brains for the track…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/930 "2003-11-27T12:17:41Z")

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No claims to fame here, except that i once played Sky Masterson in my high-school production of “Guys and Dolls”.

Luck be a lady toniiiggghht,  
Luck be a lady toniiiiiiggghhht…

😃

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/931 "2003-11-27T12:19:05Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> \*\* (I have ONE CD single version of it for sale if anyone wants to bid now).  
> \*\*

Hmm… bulk price of CDs - about 10p each. So, I bid 20p!

Hey, you get 100% profit on it. 😃  
Aaah… The sound of students working hard, and researching. Its bliss. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bibliovore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Bibliovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bibliovore)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/932 "2003-11-27T12:21:45Z")

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Anyway, In an effort to stop hijacking the thread, I’m aiming to join you lovely lot at the Silver cross between six and seven. I’ll be in a serious party mood, and it won’t take much ecouragement to burst into song…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/933 "2003-11-27T12:23:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Careful - **Ianzin** will start getting nostalgic.
> 
> **runs and hides** \*\*

_Waits for **ianzin** to turn **garius** into a frog._

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/934 "2003-11-27T12:23:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> \*\*Beatles innit? [sub]now racking my brains for the track…[/sub] \*\*

Ker-wrong! not the beatles.  
man i hate the beatles  
😃

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/935 "2003-11-27T12:24:33Z")

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OK, let me get this straight. A few pages ago, I was told that a few quiet _a cappella_ Christmas carols were a bad idea and likely to get us kicked out of the pub, and nobody else would want to sing anyway. Now we have a full jazz combo, complete with air horn, double bass, and recorder. What gives? It’s enough to make a girl think there’s a conspiracy against her!

I’l consider forgiving you if there is a jazz version of “April is in my mistress’ face,” or perhaps a particularly stirring rendition of “Weep, o mine eyes” (bonus: it rhymes with "mine pies!), complete with pantomime of the following verse, with proper Elizabethan _double entendre_ interpretation:

_Alas, these your springtides, methinks, increase not,  
Methinks increase not.  
O when , O when begin you  
To swell so high  
that I may drown me in you?_

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/936 "2003-11-27T12:28:47Z")

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nobody is against you Eva. you can blast the airhorn! anyhoo, this is the precursor gig to the pub, happening in the charing X so peeps can recognize.

and anyway, this is a fun hijack relevant to the do, rather than the details to someones entire life, eh, angua?

270 posts now?

smiley etc, cant be arsed coding

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/937 "2003-11-27T12:31:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \*  
> **OK, let me get this straight. A few pages ago, I was told that a few quiet _a cappella_ Christmas carols were a bad idea and likely to get us kicked out of the pub, and nobody else would want to sing anyway. Now we have a full jazz combo, complete with air horn, double bass, and recorder. What gives?**

Carols only fill your soul once a year. Jazz? That’ll fill it forever.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/938 "2003-11-27T12:32:49Z")

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Well, it is a fun hijack. I don’t know if I can play my recorder outside though. If they’re not warmed up properly, they can warp, and the timbre is ruined…

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/939 "2003-11-27T12:46:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by garius \*  
> Carols only fill your soul once a year.

Don’t be so closed-minded! I love carols, and will happily sing them in July if tolerated (or sometimes even if not tolerated). And this from a Jewish agnostic. (What can I say, I’m a vocal harmony geek in a really big way.)

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/940 "2003-11-27T12:54:20Z")

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**Eva** - you should be in my office right now. Our office has a “donut” style setup - with a central open space extending from the ground floor up to the roof. That, presumably combined with a number of other of architectual quirks, gives this building _perfect_ accoustics.

Currently the Official \<name of my government department deleted\> Choir are giving a Christmas Carol Concert downstairs and the music is just filling every floor.

Its brilliant - sounds like we’re in Westminster Abbey or something. 😃

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