# Brit Dope Winter 2003

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981 "2003-10-01T21:07:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/141 "2003-10-13T11:59:57Z")

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Actually i prefer white chocolate cookies too. And **Ianzin** is right about the discretion thing. Although in saying that, it depends on the pub - i used to go to one where, providing they weren’t serving food at that particular time of day, they used to let you order a Pizza or Chinese from the town as long as you offered the Landlord some. So i guess it’ll depend on what the staff are like in there.

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> _Originally posted by Ianzin_  
> at least not by anyone who doesn’t mind being turned into a frog

Yeah right. Like you’re that talented - Paul Daniels you ain’t, mon ami.

Hell, you aren’t even as good as that giant yellow cone thing that he used to hang around wi[sub]croak[/sub].

what the fu[sub]ribbet[/sub]?!

je[sub]ribbet[/sub]sus [sub]croak[/sub]ist!

help [sub]ribbet[/sub] me! I’m [sub]ribbet ribbet ribbet[/sub]rog!

[sub]croak[/sub]

[sub]ribbet ribbet[/sub]  
**hops off to find a pond**

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/142 "2003-10-13T12:03:57Z")

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Oh great. Now I have the theme tune to _Wizbit_ stuck in my head.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/143 "2003-10-13T12:06:45Z")

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Damn you! I do too!

Very well, there will be one batch at least of white chocolate chip cookies, and one batch of milk chocolate chip cookies. Does this meet with general approval?

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/144 "2003-10-13T12:25:24Z")

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ha ha this-a-way, ha ha that-a-way…

“Cookies aren’t food, they may be eaten while drinking.”  
[sub]- from the Beer Bible of the Drunken Kat.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/145 "2003-10-13T12:28:36Z")

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Damn you [B}Tir\*\*! Damn you! I can’t get that darned song out of my head at all now!

And cookies can indeed be eaten whilst drinking. Any more suggestions on cookies? I make nice ginger cookies as well…

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/146 "2003-10-13T12:38:01Z")

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**Angua** - I get lost that easily too. I spend most of my social life around Soho, and yet on Thursday I spent half an hour walking around trying to find Frith Street. I have one medical textbook which classes ‘sense of place’ as the ‘probable sixth sense,’ and I think I’m just deficient in that sense, like other people are deaf or blind.

I got lost in a wardrobe once. But it was a _big_ wardrobe.

Anyway, as to taking food into pubs, that’s something I do all the time, as the official birthday-cake baker for my friends. I quite regularly walk into a bar full of DM-and-keychain-wearing lesbians and start handing around cake and napkins (fortunately, however, most of my own friends are as femme as me and think it’s very sweet). With cookies you should be fine, especially if you offer the bar staff some.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/147 "2003-10-13T12:40:30Z")

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OK, so I should be fine then. I guess this is the wrong place to mention my chocolate fudge cake, which one of my housemates described as “chocolate heaven in a mouthful”. It is incredibly rich, and well, as close as I’m going to get to anything rich dark and sexy.

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**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/148 "2003-10-13T12:40:46Z")

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oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!

I like Ginger Cookies! 🙂

Can you make cookies with beer?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/149 "2003-10-13T12:45:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tir Tinuviel \*  
> \*\*oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!
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> I like Ginger Cookies! :)\*\*

Some of those as well then?

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> \*\*Can you make cookies with beer? \*\*

Apparantly, you [can](http://www.jrhomebrewers.org/recipes/beercookies.php) , but I have no idea how they’ll taste. Better off drinking good beer and eating good cookies.

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**Author:** ![curly\_chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@curly\_chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curly_chick)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/150 "2003-10-13T12:46:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Angua \*  
> \*\*It is incredibly rich, and well, as close as I’m going to get to anything rich dark and sexy. \*\*

I thought you’d met **Bibliovore**?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/151 "2003-10-13T12:47:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by curly chick \*  
> \*\*I thought you’d met **Bibliovore**?  
> 😃 \*\*

Damn! Good point! I was being facetious. 😃

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/152 "2003-10-13T13:01:17Z")

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That’s what I usually make too Angua - chocolate fudge cake. I’ve had marriage proposals on the strength of my cake!

\*\*Curly Chick \*\*- he’s rich? Next round’s on him then!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/153 "2003-10-13T13:05:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \*  
> \*\*That’s what I usually make too Angua - chocolate fudge cake. I’ve had marriage proposals on the strength of my cake! \*\*

Wow. My chocolate fudge cake isn’t _that_ good…

Hmm… if you bring cake, and I bring cookies…

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/154 "2003-10-13T13:09:38Z")

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Sounds like you need practice, Angua. Why don’t you let us be the judge of how much you need to improve?

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/155 "2003-10-13T13:10:54Z")

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…We could take over the world! Mwahahahaha.

[sub]ahem[/sub]

Is it anyone’s birthday? I only bake for birthdays.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/156 "2003-10-13T13:11:17Z")

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🙂 Yes, but how would I get cookies to you before the LonDope?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/157 "2003-10-13T13:13:58Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SciFiSam \*  
> \*\*…We could take over the world! Mwahahahaha.
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> \*\*

Bwahahaha!

Right, as an experiment, I am willing to bake white chocolate chip cookies at the weekend, and eat them all to tell you just how good or bad they are… 😃

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/158 "2003-10-13T13:22:10Z")

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What a trooper you are Angua, a trooper I tell you.

Tell you what, to make the test more scientific, I might buy some white chocolate chip cookies from Millie’s and eat them myself, to compare with yours when you bring them. It’ll be a hard task, but I’m strong!

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/159 "2003-10-13T13:24:09Z")

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Jolly good plan. I’m willing to post some out to people, buit I can’t say for certain what state they’ll reach you in. So, anyone wanting to test my cookies, let me know…

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brit-dope-winter-2003/204981/160 "2003-10-13T13:52:52Z")

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\<homer\>

mmmmm millie’s raspberry cookies…

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