Ah, my mom used to say that all the time, before she decided to stop swearing. She used to be able to spit it out in the most panicked moments. I remember my dad losing control of the car once and heading for the ditch, and my mom exclaiming, “Jesus, Mary and Joseph!” If I’m ever faced with near-certain death, I hope to have the presence of mind to pick such an elaborate exclamation.
I’ve never heard “Jesus wept” as a swear, but it’s going into the rotation now.
I don’t know how much it is used elsewhere, but certainly it is used here. By me, at least. In BC, Canada. My Dad and Mum both said it, it was something they’d say when something was both maddening and frustrating. The tractor wouldn’t start and then Dad would say, “Jesus wept! The christly thing is out of gas!” I’ve only ever heard Canadians use “christly” in that way, and not so much these days.
On the other hand, no one ever said “fuck” out loud in my hearing until I was probably 16 or 17. Times change.
You still hear it–maybe it depends on the person. A farmer friend will often say “christly” just as you used it, but most of my business associates would not use it at all. A variation is “jeezly,” as in “The jeezly thing is out of gas!” I can make a good guess at where “jeezly” comes from.
But yes, “Jesus wept” is used here too. I recall a high school friend using it often, and I still hear it from time to time.
My mother, lived her entire life in BC, too, said it. It was kind of the ultimate swear for her–it was worse than ‘shit’ (she never said ‘fuck’). It was the apex of disgust with a person or situation, and if I heard her say it, I knew she had *completely *had it with whatever.
Why would Jesus weep? If he had first hand knowledge of Lazarus going off to a better place ,he should have rejoiced. If he believe in heaven ,he would have been happy for him. Why would he feel sadness at any death?
Similar thing happened to my mum - normally, she swears like a trooper at the slightest provocation, but a few years ago she was held at gunpoint during a bank robbery. Her immediate response was “Jesus, Mary and Joseph”.
Apparently an Irish Catholic upbringing is a hard thing to escape.
Yep, me too. It’s used more in a despairing way than outright anger. More :smack:
than :mad: .
I’ve used it to express exasperation, but not often. When the kids were little, I used to say “god bless America!” instead of “holy fucking hell!” or similar. Oops…
My mother uses “Jesus, Mary and Joseph” and Dad says “if you had more sense than God gave a billy goat…” We’re Orange Irish, if that matters.
When I was at Texas A&M, I started saying “For the love o’ Sully!” in reference to Lawrence Sullivan Ross, the first President of Texas A&M University whose claim to fame was beating the crap out of a senator from Austin who suggested that Texas A&M be turned into an insane asylum and its funding given to the University of Texas