# British Open Museum of Poop

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**Created:** [April 5, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245 "2016-04-05T11:51:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/1 "2016-04-05T11:51:49Z")

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> **[This British Poo Museum Is Literally Full Of Crap](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/british-poo-poop-museum_n_5702d283e4b0a06d58069a45)**
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> "Poo provokes strong reactions."

Highlights:

1.) Headline: **This British Poo Museum Is Literally Full Of Crap**

2.) At the very end:

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> CORRECTION: An earlier version of this article incorrectly stated the National Poo Museum was the first dedicated to poop.

3.) Yes, it turns out the British were beaten to the punch:

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> Although it’s billed as the first-ever museum devoted to number two, that statement may have been made in the flush of publicity.
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> Turns out Italy opened one last year in the small town of Castelbosco, according to the media company Milk.
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> In addition, back in 2012, the city of Suwon, South Korea, opened Mr. Toilet House, a museum and park that features statues of humans and animals going to the bathroom, according to [Kotaku.com](http://Kotaku.com).

4.)

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> To make sure the museum’s poo didn’t stink, the curators had to build a special dung dryer, said co-curator Daniel Roberts.  
> “A stick insect poo can be desiccated completely in an hour or so, but a lion poo can take a fortnight to dry out,” Roberts said, according to [NDTV.com](http://NDTV.com).

This is useful to know.

5.) It’s at the Isle of Wight Zoo, in case you’re interested. Their website: [https://poo-museum.github.io/daily-poo/info/](https://poo-museum.github.io/daily-poo/info/)  
6.) Quote:

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> Created by members of the artist collective Eccleston George, the ‘National Poo Museum’ is aimed to change the way people think and feel about faeces.

[Poo Museum Opens In Britain](http://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/poo-museum-opens-in-britain-1337364)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/2 "2016-04-05T13:25:11Z")

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Please tell me they have a gift shop.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/3 "2016-04-05T13:47:21Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> Please tell me they have a gift shop.
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> Regards,  
> Shodan

It wouldn’t surprise me. In the book **Roadside America** , they have a page devoted to poop-related gifts from American roadside attractions. I think the British are at least as perverse as Americans.

> **[New Roadside America: The Modern Traveler's Guide to the Wild and Wonderful...](https://www.amazon.com/New-Roadside-America-Travelers-Wonderful/dp/0671769316)**
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> New Roadside America: The Modern Traveler's Guide to the Wild and Wonderful World of America's Tourist \[Mike Wilkins, Ken Smith, Doug Kirby\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. New Roadside America: The Modern Traveler's Guide to the...

Here’s a typical item

[http://alaskagift.com/moosenuggetswizzlestick.aspx](http://alaskagift.com/moosenuggetswizzlestick.aspx)

actual moose poop, dried and lacquered, for you to stir your drink with. Other examples include keychain fobs and decorative plaques.

I don’t go in for these, myself, but apparently there is a market for them.

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/4 "2016-04-05T15:03:18Z")

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A few years ago took my grandsons to the Seattle Center. One of the exhibits at that time at the Science Center had to do with poo. They even had a much larger than life inflatable colon. The best part of that was the exit only sign at the anal orifice.

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/5 "2016-04-05T15:34:28Z")

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But does it cost money to visit there?

I mean, is there a fee, see?

I’ll get me hat…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/british-open-museum-of-poop/751245/6 "2016-04-05T16:39:11Z")

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The Poop Museum should feature [this style of restaurant](http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/30/russia-crazy-toilet-cafe-restaurant).
