# Britney doesn't want to show me her breasts anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246 "2000-08-14T03:19:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/1 "2000-08-14T03:19:04Z")
I’m so bummed. For at least a week, every time I checked my email, there was one titled “Britney Spears Breasts!” I thought I’d play hard to get, so I never opened the message. Alas, now it seems she’s given up. Someone else is now trying to entice me with messages titled, “I Want Your &\*#$!” Fess up. It’s one of you SDMB vixens, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/2 "2000-08-14T03:26:13Z")
{singing} Oh baby baby!{singing} ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/3 "2000-08-14T03:40:27Z")
Alas, now it seems she’s given up. Someone else is now trying to entice me with messages titled, “I Want Your &\*#$!” Ask for a picture. Brittney just wants to show you her breasts, and mighty fine ones they are. Or get someone to take a picture of your ass and send it to her. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/4 "2000-08-14T04:40:32Z")
**Rysdad** , there are much better breasts out there, attached to much more attractive (and much less annoying) people. Anyway… those “Britney Spears’ Breasts!” E-mails were from me… they were actually pictures of my own man-boobs. Don’t know who’s behind the “I want your &\*#$!” stuff, though (my man-boob E-mails are now being sent to Coldfire, incidently). ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/5 "2000-08-14T06:38:23Z")
Spoofe, have you seen “Scary Movie?” Remember the scene where lead girl opened her shirt for her boyfriend… hmmm… ::at this point, Tim begins pondering the curves, colors, and textures of Brittney Spear’s breasts, and collapses into a heaving, twitching, drooling fit. Don’t worry, he’ll be fine:: –Tim ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/6 "2000-08-14T06:54:07Z")
I wouldn’t want to see britney’s breasts anyway. I’m not really into breasts, especially ones that occur from “growth spurts” at the plastic surgeon’s office. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/7 "2000-08-14T08:12:37Z")
“Boobs, I did them again”… ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/8 "2000-08-14T10:34:20Z")
The guy down the hall was being a dick and playing his mp3s too loud. For some reason he made his entire filesystem available on the network with anonymous access and forgot to turn it off. One night, his mp3 collection (about 3400 of them) all magically turned into Britney Spears, Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync and New Kids on the Block. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/9 "2000-08-14T10:50:46Z")
Confession rolling in… Yes, those are really my breasts attached to Britney’s body, purely for publicity purposes. Can’t blame a girl for trying 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tisme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Tisme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tisme)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/10 "2000-08-14T11:07:12Z")
Sue, send me an email with a pic to prove it. I promise I won’t look. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/11 "2000-08-14T11:14:46Z")
I don’t understand the fixation on breasts. Hell, once you have seen a couple of million of them, you’ve seen them all. And if any of the SD women want to challenge me on this, send pictures. If I am wrong, I will cheerfully admit it. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/12 "2000-08-14T11:37:27Z")
There ya go ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/13 "2000-08-14T11:39:07Z")
Damn, Chief, I was wrong. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/14 "2000-08-14T13:59:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChiefScott \* > \*\*There ya go \*\* Those nipples look like they’ve got lint on them. I consider myself an expert. On lint. ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/15 "2000-08-14T14:24:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CanadianSue \* > \*\*Confession rolling in… Yes, those are really my breasts attached to Britney’s body, purely for publicity purposes. > > Can’t blame a girl for trying 😉 \*\* hey Sue…how YOU doin? 🙂 hmmm how does one “schwing” in cyberspace…? ---
**Author:** ![labradorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@labradorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/labradorian)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/16 "2000-08-14T14:53:38Z")
Oops! I sang it again, This song is the same As my other song, Oops! Except I don’t sing: I only lipsynch everything Now look at my perfect tits. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/17 "2000-08-14T15:18:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*“Boobs, I did them again”… \*\* Wasnit that the song she did right before “I’m Not That Intelligent?” ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/18 "2000-08-14T15:20:32Z")
Then again, neither am I. Remember the 3 P’s: Proofread, Preview, Post. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/19 "2000-08-14T15:24:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*“Boobs, I did them again”… \*\* “Make my tits just one more size!” ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/20 "2000-08-14T15:27:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > > \*\*“Boobs, I did them again”… \*\* > > “Make my tits just one more size!” > > \*\* The version I downloaded was “Make my boobies one more size!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246.md?page=2)