# Britney doesn't want to show me her breasts anymore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 14, 2000, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246 "2000-08-14T03:19:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/21 "2000-08-14T15:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JimmyNipples \* > Those nipples look like they’ve got lint on them. Yep. That’s the result of wearing a flannel bra when it’s a little nippy. Otherwise they look like this: ( **.** )( **.** ) ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/22 "2000-08-14T18:47:47Z")
Now, that looks painful. ---
**Author:** ![Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/23 "2000-08-14T19:27:52Z")
It’s so nice when I talk to some chicks drooling over BSB or N’Sync and I can feel superior and harken back to grade school and NKOTB, and then I realize, I like Britney. Her songs are catchy. She’s damn cute. She has a great body. And I tell myself her tits are fake and she’s a flake, and her songs come factory made for her to sing and she’s working for Mickey D’s and all that shit, but who cares? When she was on Good Morning America I woke up early and took my sister to the littlew concert thingy at Rockefeller Plaza, because she’s 16 and enjoys those kinda things. And on my way to the office, it was damn hard to deny, so do I. My judgement cometh, and that right soon. Ah well. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/24 "2000-08-14T21:06:32Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by beagledave \* \*\* > [@](#): > > - > > hey Sue…how YOU doin? 🙂 > > hmmm how does one “schwing” in cyberspace…? \*\* That would all depend on which way one “schwings” ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/25 "2000-08-14T21:08:32Z")
Now there’s some properly placed nipples. ( **•** )( **•** ) And maybe some very small ones, too. ( **·** )( **·** ) [Edited by UncleBeer on 08-14-2000 at 04:10 PM] ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2000, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/26 "2000-08-14T23:05:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Now there’s some properly placed nipples. > > ( **•** )( **•** ) > > And maybe some very small ones, too. > > ( **·** )( **·** ) > > [Edited by UncleBeer on 08-14-2000 at 04:10 PM] \*\* I hear you gotta be carefull of the small ones… they can cut your face up! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GeneralRipper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@GeneralRipper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GeneralRipper)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/27 "2000-08-15T00:10:21Z")
Here is a web site for you: [http://www.reach.to/britneyspheres](http://www.reach.to/britneyspheres) ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2000, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246/28 "2000-08-15T01:06:34Z")
Area Father Takes One More Look At Liner Notes Of Daughter’s Britney Spears Album JEFFERSON CITY, MO–Marv Reynolds, 42, father of 11-year-old Ashley, slipped into his daughter’s bedroom for one more look at the liner notes to her Britney Spears album Monday. “Just like to see what my daughter’s into these days,” said Reynolds, perusing the photo-packed booklet accompanying Spears’ Oops!..I Did It Again for the fourth time in as many days. “I bet she’ll put this on the moment she gets home from soccer practice in 20 minutes.” Upon hearing a car pull into the driveway, Reynolds, who has previously browsed the liner notes to his daughter’s Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera CDs, put the Spears disc back exactly where he found it and left the room. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-doesnt-want-to-show-me-her-breasts-anymore/29246.md?page=1)