# Britney Getting Divorced

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 7, 2006, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476 "2006-11-07T22:06:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/41 "2006-11-08T22:45:27Z")

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Maybe she is hot again.

But seriously, do you really want to be know as the guy who got Kevin Federline’s sloppy seconds?

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/42 "2006-11-08T22:50:48Z")

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Now folks, you’ve _got_ to feel sorry for the Britster. She _was_ in luuurve when she married K-Fed and since it was going to last forever and ever, she didn’t sign a prenup, so even though he’s gone, K-Fed’s going to be able to sponge off of her for the rest of his life.

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**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/43 "2006-11-08T23:03:42Z")

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[QUOTE=iluvurmom]  
All I can say is its about time…I heard he found out through text message!..that kinda sucks Brit…but whatever  
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“Dr bby, wlcm 2 dmpsvll-- pop. U”

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/44 "2006-11-08T23:39:22Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
So now, instead of calling him K-Fed, will folks call him Fed-Ex?  
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Damn, that was funny.

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2006, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/45 "2006-11-08T23:53:11Z")

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[QUOTE=Astroboy14]  
Well, there are rumors of a sex-tape that Brit was worried about being made public… maybe KFed will be disgruntled? We can always hope.  
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Apparently, like his “rap” album, it shows KFed is not black.

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/46 "2006-11-09T00:44:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Now folks, you’ve _got_ to feel sorry for the Britster. She _was_ in luuurve when she married K-Fed and since it was going to last forever and ever, she didn’t sign a prenup, so even though he’s gone, K-Fed’s going to be able to sponge off of her for the rest of his life.  
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No, not really. There was a prenup. An iron clad prenup at that. From [PerezHilton.com](http://PerezHilton.com) (and his source is somewhere legit that I’m too lazy to follow the link to):

> [@](#):
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> Britney Spears didn’t pick Nov. 6 as the day to file for divorce from Kevin Federline by accident.
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> She filed two years and one month from the day of her marriage, on Oct. 6, 2004. Her prenup, according to legal theorists, evidently carried increases for Federline for every year of their marriage. And those deadlines, they say, likely had 30-day grace periods.

[And some prenup details.](http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/11/07/sizzer-brit-k-feds-pre-nup-details/)

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> # K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
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> # The mansion will be divided 50/50.
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> # Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
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> # She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
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> # Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years

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**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/47 "2006-11-09T00:49:05Z")

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[QUOTE=DanBlather]  
Apparently, like his “rap” album, it shows KFed is not black.  
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- goes and look at gossip site that has a link \*

I don’t like the guy other than the fact that he makes me laugh- hard- but he looks a-ok to me.

[This page](http://dlisted.com/2006/11/08/britney-sex-tape-released-ok-the-world-is-over/) links to a page that links to a page that links to the page that has the video on it. If the link is not ok, feel free to close it down, but I think that follows the 9,000 click rule (because there’s lots you have to click on on the actual video page before you see anything).

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**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/48 "2006-11-09T00:51:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]  
Now folks, you’ve _got_ to feel sorry for the Britster. She _was_ in luuurve when she married K-Fed and since it was going to last forever and ever, she didn’t sign a prenup, so even though he’s gone, K-Fed’s going to be able to sponge off of her for the rest of his life.  
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They are reporting that there is a prenup, so she will be ok. I think that he gets something like $30,000 a month (yes, a month) for half the period of time that they were married (which apparently will be 12-15 months of support, from what I heard.) He gets half of the house in California and he has to give back any gift she gave him that cost more than $10,000. That is what I heard this morning on the radio and saw bits and pieces of online.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/49 "2006-11-09T01:02:59Z")

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
So now, instead of calling him K-Fed, will folks call him Fed-Ex?  
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Keith Olbermann just made that same joke. I’m hoping he’s a Doper! 😃

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-getting-divorced/379476/50 "2006-11-09T03:15:41Z")

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Today I heard that he could contest the pre-nup if he chooses. It was signed in the time between their “wedding” and when they actually got a marraige license and got legally married. He could claim that he was under extreme pressure to sign it, seeing as how they’d already had a big wedding for show.

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