# Britney longs for K-Fed to ejaculate in her with the goal of getting knocked up again **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377 "2006-01-04T09:40:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 9:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/1 "2006-01-04T09:40:45Z")
Or, [Britney Spears wants another baby.](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9916574/) Granted, sources in the story are sketch at best, and it is just a gossip column. But I couldn’t resist posting this, what with lines like: > [@](#): > > Spears reportedly is hoping for a girl this time around, and is actually thinking that another baby will help smooth out her rocky relationship with Federline. Why not try marriage counseling? Or a nice chemical castration? ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/2 "2006-01-04T09:50:52Z")
I’m curious: how often does that really work? I mean, how often does having a baby really smooth out a rough relationship? Admittedly, my analysis of the subject is based on a very small sample, but in the ten or so cases I’ve witnessed over the past years, _not one_ relationship has lasted for more than a year or so past the baby’s birth. I’ll leave out the whole “some people shouldn’t reproduce in the first place (K-Fed, I’m looking in your direction)” thing for now… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/3 "2006-01-04T09:58:23Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Or, [Britney Spears wants another baby.](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9916574/) > > Why not try marriage counseling? Or … \ Hey! In Louisiana; Baby make’n _is_ marriage counsl’n… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/4 "2006-01-04T09:59:05Z")
It’s not like he has a history of abandoning pregnant women when someone richer/prettier shows up or anything… No, wait, he does! K-fed needs his wife to cut up all his credit cards, close his bank accounts and let him know that if he wants the financial rewards of being in that marriage he had better earn them by acting like a good husband and father. Since that’s not going to happen, I’m hoping for a Spears family intervention. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/5 "2006-01-04T10:01:12Z")
I guess her agent told her she wasn’t acting white-trash enough. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/6 "2006-01-04T10:10:32Z")
Extend the term ‘marriage’ to include same-sex unions, right now, and withdraw it from applying to dumb celebrities; if there’s any ‘erosion of family values’ going on today in the world, it’s being perpetrated by pompous idiot celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/7 "2006-01-04T10:59:50Z")
> [@irishgirl](#): > > Since that’s not going to happen, I’m hoping for a Spears family intervention. [completing the thought]An intervention that can serve as the basis for the next Britney/K-Fed reality show![ctt] Robin ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/8 "2006-01-04T11:02:13Z")
Isn’t it nice to see a decent heterosexual marriage working out so nicely? Them homersexuals can’t produce white trash babies. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Big\_Cheese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@The\_Big\_Cheese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Big_Cheese)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/9 "2006-01-04T13:58:45Z")
So K-Fed is the one with the brains?? Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/10 "2006-01-04T16:41:25Z")
It just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/11 "2006-01-04T16:54:40Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > It just goes to show that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer park out of the girl. I’m still lokking for my horse and cart. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2006, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-longs-for-k-fed-to-ejaculate-in-her-with-the-goal-of-getting-knocked-up-again/338377/12 "2006-01-04T17:39:50Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > [completing the thought]An intervention that can serve as the basis for the next Britney/K-Fed reality show![ctt] > > Robin Hosted by Dr. Phil!