# Britney, say it isn't so... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 3, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010 "2002-05-03T04:23:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/1 "2002-05-03T04:23:48Z")
I’ve never posted a link here before, so I hope I don’t get in trouble for doing this wrong, but according to this: [http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020502/140/cy43s.html](http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020502/140/cy43s.html) Britney Spears was deflowered by Justin Timberlake, or so he says. Oh, how the mighty have fallen. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/2 "2002-05-03T04:33:03Z")
Another shocking update. Was this from that new British magazine “Duh!”? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/3 "2002-05-03T05:39:45Z")
Quote from the article… > [@](#): > > The couple had been dating on and off since they were 12. Hmm… so, WHEN did he pop her cherry, I wonder? ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/4 "2002-05-03T12:29:47Z")
Don’t look now, but she’s smoking. What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/5 "2002-05-03T12:35:59Z")
If Justin said that, regardless of whether it’s true, he has no class. No class whatsoever. ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/6 "2002-05-03T14:29:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiver \* > \*\*If Justin said that, regardless of whether it’s true, he has no class. No class whatsoever. \*\* Wow - even more shocking! This thread has opened my eyes… (chokes on own sarchasm) ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/7 "2002-05-03T16:11:40Z")
Careful there, **Slacker** , you’re gonna sprain something! ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/8 "2002-05-03T16:18:26Z")
She [smokes](http://www.nypost.com/entertainment/47054.htm) as well… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![LunaMoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@LunaMoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LunaMoth)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/9 "2002-05-03T19:10:54Z")
My favorite part is the Pastor’s reaction to the smoking and boozing… “we want her to continue being a good example of what it is to be a Baptist”. What is he saying, she was a good example before she started smoking, drinking and having sex? Has he seen her videos?? She should just admit she does all these things instead of trying to hide it. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/10 "2002-05-03T19:28:14Z")
Hell, if that’s what Baptism is all about, sign me up. Drinking, smoking, boozing, sexing, AND gratuitous nudity? Shit, I’m already a Baptist! ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/11 "2002-05-03T19:57:28Z")
Baptists…I keep fprgetting. Are those the ones that will, or won’t say “Hi” to you when they pass you in the liquor store. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/12 "2002-05-03T20:00:34Z")
ARGGGHHHH!!! _forgetting_ ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/13 "2002-05-03T22:41:55Z")
I bet this is all PR to market a new image of a bad Britney. Maybe the innocent talk/slutty look angle wasn’t working, so now they’re going all out with the bad girl style. Personally, I don’t think it will work unless she does some nude photos… Please…? ---
**Author:** ![Pashnish\_Ewing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8797f3/32.png) [@Pashnish\_Ewing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pashnish_Ewing)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/14 "2002-05-03T23:22:38Z")
> [@](#): > > “Everyone thinks she is still a virgin but that is a joke,” Timberlake is **alleged to have told a passenger on a plane** , according to The Sun. Let’s hear it for Journalism! ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2002, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/15 "2002-05-03T23:47:31Z")
**Nacho4Sara** , that sounds like every Baptist I went to high school with. 😃 A PR campaign for a “bad” Britney? So she’s going to she’s going to act slutty, smoke, and drink while dressing like a librarian? Hot damn! That should be very popular on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/16 "2002-05-04T00:05:19Z")
There was a thread on Snopes that Justin actually said, “Is she a virgin? Well, she may be, but her mouth sure isn’t!” ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/17 "2002-05-04T00:21:22Z")
…and I bet she can’t wear white gloves either. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/18 "2002-05-04T00:57:46Z")
Well, her old boobs could wear white, but the new ones sure can’t!!!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/19 "2002-05-04T02:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > “Everyone thinks she is still a virgin but that is a joke,” Timberlake is alleged to have told a passenger on a plane, according to The Sun. According to the Sun? Well it’s got to be true then! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010/20 "2002-05-04T02:10:45Z")
Stop giving the media whore airtime, please. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-say-it-isnt-so/107010.md?page=2)