# Britney Spears gets nekkid for Esquire! (well almost) Can Christina Aguilera compete?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 9, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-gets-nekkid-for-esquire-well-almost-can-christina-aguilera-compete/206527 "2003-10-09T20:03:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-gets-nekkid-for-esquire-well-almost-can-christina-aguilera-compete/206527/21 "2003-10-11T01:31:53Z")

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Can Aguilera compete? Doesn’t she get near naked for every music video of hers?

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-gets-nekkid-for-esquire-well-almost-can-christina-aguilera-compete/206527/22 "2003-10-11T15:09:04Z")

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BS is pulling her arms back in that photo this gives her breasts more lift. I wonder how they really look.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-gets-nekkid-for-esquire-well-almost-can-christina-aguilera-compete/206527/23 "2003-10-11T20:19:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fizzestothetop \*  
> \*\*Christina did go nude (topless) for Aussie People. Can’t remember where I found the link. It was on the same site that had pictures of her looking “fat”. I saw this a few months ago, so I suppose it is Britney that is playing catch up now. \*\*

It is interesting how Christina Aguilera went from [this](http://user.chollian.net/~movieland/html/musician/aguilera-s.jpg) to [this](http://www.moonkhan.org/images/xtina_blender.jpg) and [this](http://www.crazyass13.com/images/christina_butt_crack.jpg) .

Here are [Britney and Christina head to umm… head](http://www.chrismania.8k.com/welcome/Britney&Christina.jpg). Based on the current, near perfect hemispherical grapefruit halfness of their physiques I think they’ve both pumped up the volume.

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