# Britney Spears or Jennifer Aniston **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 25, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830 "2002-07-25T21:31:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Wisconsin\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/278dde/32.png) [@Wisconsin\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wisconsin_Princess)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/1 "2002-07-25T21:31:21Z")
My colleagues and I are having a debate. Cast your vote. Who’s hotter?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/2 "2002-07-25T21:44:31Z")
Well, they both have the bland generic ‘pretty’ face that I would welcome in a girlfriend but can’t get too excited about otherwise, so I’d have to judge them by their bodies, and Spears wins. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/3 "2002-07-25T21:47:04Z")
May I just say, “Ew! Neither one!” Personally, I find them both pretty distasteful. Sorry, carry on. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/4 "2002-07-25T21:48:58Z")
hmm… between the two… i’d say spears… but my current fav. is shakira… ---
**Author:** ![Peach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/67e7ee/32.png) [@Peach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peach)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/5 "2002-07-25T22:06:27Z")
Jennifer all the way. She is way more interesting than spears who has a nice body but her face is so boring and plain (and she is too cow-eyed!) . Her face (spears) is only pretty if she’s covered in glitter. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/6 "2002-07-25T22:19:03Z")
I think Jennifer Aniston is pretty hot. Britney? Eh, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she doesn’t do much for me. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/7 "2002-07-25T22:34:32Z")
Why is this even a question? Britney’s blond and younger, by definition she’s hotter. However, Jennifer would be better in bed. And if she dyed her hair blond, she could kick Britney’s ass back into last week’s news. ---
**Author:** ![WV\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@WV\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WV_Woman)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/8 "2002-07-25T22:45:46Z")
Jennifer is much cuter. Britney is considered hot because she prances around half naked, and, admittedly, she’s not a bad dancer. She can’t sing worth shit. Put her in jeans and a t-shirt and set her on stage with a guitar and a stool and she’d get booed off the stage. Jennifer is cuter because she wears clothes to her advantage without looking slutty, and plus she has talent. ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/9 "2002-07-25T23:22:53Z")
Definitely Jennifer Aniston. In terms of pure physical attractiveness, I find her prettier than Spears. But it’s personality that gives her the edge. Aniston seems to be good-humored, relatively articulate and easy to talk to, whereas Spears is dumber than a wet sock. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/10 "2002-07-25T23:25:15Z")
I would probably go with Spears, although they both look damn good to me. BTW what talent does Aniston possess again? ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/11 "2002-07-25T23:28:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by World Eater \* > \*\*BTW what talent does Aniston possess again? \*\* Halfway decent acting talent, at least. And excellent comedic sense—timing and delivery. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/12 "2002-07-25T23:34:02Z")
Another vote for neither. Bleh. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/13 "2002-07-26T02:40:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by xash \* > \*\* > but my current fav. is shakira… \*\* SHE’S MINE!!! ONE DAY WE WILL MEET AND FALL IN LOVE AND WE WILL HAVE LOTS OF PRETTY BABIES!!! ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/14 "2002-07-26T02:49:16Z")
In a fight: Aniston. She dated Brad Pitt, who probably taught her a few moves from “Fight Club.” What could Lance teach Britney? Spin, spin, shimmy? Attractiveness: Both are hot, but Britney. More curves. Dating-wise: Aniston. Better personaltiy. More experience. Might invite Lisa Kudrow. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/15 "2002-07-26T04:29:42Z")
I tried coming up with an original post here, but I think I’ll just steal one that’s already been used: > [@](#): > > I think Jennifer Aniston is pretty hot. Britney? Eh, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed, but she doesn’t do much for me. Those are basically my sentiments. ---
**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/16 "2002-07-26T04:35:30Z")
Jennifer Aniston, all the way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/17 "2002-07-26T06:24:44Z")
Britney Spears. Easy. Shakira? I don’t get it. She does nothing at all for me. ---
**Author:** ![simple\_homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@simple\_homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simple_homer)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/18 "2002-07-26T06:54:19Z")
Spears is trailer trash pretty, I would do her, but I would not take her to meet mom. Aniston has a lot more class. I would be happy to be with her in private and in public. ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Pussycat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Pink\_Pussycat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Pussycat)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/19 "2002-07-26T07:01:18Z")
Jennifer A. - Pretty, smart, tasteful, seems sort of groovy in her private life and is my fave “Friends” gal because she’s so funny. Little Britney Spaniel can’t hold a candle to her. –p. ---
**Author:** ![refusal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@refusal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/refusal)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830/20 "2002-07-26T09:19:42Z")
Britney’s a better movie actress. Anyone’s a better movie actress than Jennifer Aniston. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears-or-jennifer-aniston/120830.md?page=2)