# Britney Spears **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466 "2000-03-03T13:42:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/1 "2000-03-03T13:42:00Z")
Is Britney a natural blond, and does she have implants you-know-where? I think she bleaches her hair, but can’t decide if she has implants. She looks like she has implants, but she seems too young to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/2 "2000-03-03T14:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > does she have implants you-know-where? Nope, those are indeed her real elbows. * * * Voted Rookie of the Year in MPSIMs and the Pit, along with Best One-liners. And I don’t plan on keeping this as my sig for long, just until the winning buzz wears off. ---
**Author:** ![Cheese\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ad7895/32.png) [@Cheese\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheese_Head)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/3 "2000-03-03T20:04:00Z")
Funny Mullinator…but I wasn’t referring to her elbows. I meant when she shimmies and shakes, is that silicon gell flopping around, or the real deal? ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/4 "2000-03-03T20:07:00Z")
Mmmmmmm, who cares…? Breasts of any other form would shimmy and shake just as sweetly wouldn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/5 "2000-03-03T20:28:00Z")
I’ve heard tell that she’s all silicon except for her breasts. As her popularity among middle school kids grows, so grows the only living part of her. * * * Teacher, my red crayon tastes funny – Ralph Wiggum ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/6 "2000-03-03T23:56:00Z")
Hey, vaguely off-subject, but is Christina ICan’tSpellHerLastName (you know who I’m talking about, Britney’s rival) Hispanic? I always thought her face looked not Caucasian, and I don’t think her hair is really blonde. Plus, she’s already jumped on the Latino-pop band wagon. . . ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/7 "2000-03-03T23:59:00Z")
She claims that they grew (and boy, did they) quite quickly over the past few months. Which is possible, but I’m inclined to believe that they’re fakies. * * * It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/8 "2000-03-04T01:04:00Z")
Wow! This has Great Debates written all over it. Aside from the fact that nobody gives a shit, does anyone give a shit? * * * Voted as: **The poster you’d most like to meet.** I demand a recount. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/9 "2000-03-04T02:42:00Z")
No, I don’t give a shit. But I say fake-ola. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/10 "2000-03-04T05:44:00Z")
I don’t really care but I remember reading a concert review of hers in the Chicago Trib. where the reporter states they were “immovable semi-spheres” that hinted strongly of implants. * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/11 "2000-03-04T06:05:00Z")
i heard somewhere that she was being questioned about both liposuction and implants… she said no to one, and ignored the other… too bad i forget which is which. * * * “If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.” ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/12 "2000-03-04T06:10:00Z")
I think we’re gonna need to see some pics…preferably animated slo-mo MPEG closeups. * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2000, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/13 "2000-03-04T06:10:00Z")
ThieYearsGirl: Her name is Christina **Aguilera**. After many attempts at serching for her bio, on many websites, I keep finding the same bio on every site. Her parents apparently weren’t born in a foreign country, and she was born in Staten Island, NY. I guess that makes her, “American.” In an interview, asking about her possible Latin cross-over, she said, “Well, my last name is Aguilera.” I’m not exactly sure what that means. :rolleyes: As for Britney Spears? She can’t sing anyway. Great smile though. * * * “Life is hard…but God is good” ---
**Author:** ![Glenoled](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Glenoled](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glenoled)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/14 "2000-03-05T06:49:00Z")
## I saw Christina Aguiera at the `99 MuchMusic Video Awards, being interviewed as she came in, and she said she was half-Spanish (on her Dad’s side, I presume, hence the Spanish name) I don’t suffer from insanity… I enjoy every minute of it! ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/15 "2000-03-05T01:14:00Z")
A person can look “white” and still be Latino/a. My family’s closest friends is a family wherein the mother is white and the father is of Mexican descent (his family has been living in Califoria for way longer than mine has been in the U.S., though) and though both of their children are European-looking, they consider themselves to be Latina, and their last name is clearly Spanish. Also, my aunt married a Jewish Mexican, and their kids, who are blond and red-haired, are Mexicans and speak English with a noticeable Spanish accent. I like anecdotes. But not Britney Spears. * * * ~Harborina “Don’t Do It.” ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/16 "2000-03-05T05:45:00Z")
I think Christina is hispanic. She just looks like one to me. As far as Britney is concerned, those boobies are all fake. She went from normal boobs to those things popping out at every public event. * * * “I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” ---
**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/17 "2000-03-05T14:07:00Z")
- - - Since you asked. . . [http://reach.to/britneyspheres](http://reach.to/britneyspheres) - - - I don’t care personally, but if you can get her to my place Saturday night, I have this special test I can do with some whipped cream . . . . - MC ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/18 "2000-03-05T16:49:00Z")
Maxim magazine online [not [maximmagazine.com](http://maximmagazine.com) which is a weird page of Internet law] but [maximonline.com](http://maximonline.com) has pictures of all the famous women. Melissa Joan Hart is there, her breast size varies all the time. Wonder whats up with that? ---
**Author:** ![Y2Sandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@Y2Sandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Y2Sandgirl)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/19 "2000-03-05T23:47:00Z")
## It was all over TV and whatnot that in deed she did get implants. Also, yes, Christina is in fact hispanic 🙂 All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me - so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. –Homer Simpson ---
**Author:** ![lovelee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/439d5e/32.png) [@lovelee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lovelee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466/20 "2000-03-05T23:50:00Z")
Whenever I hear the name of Christina Agublahblah, I think of the Simpsons episode where they’re introducing soccer players: Announcer: Auliaga! Auliaga Two! Aruglia! Homer: D’oh! I don’t know any of these… Announcer: And they’ll all be signin’ autographs! Homer: Woohoo! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/britney-spears/14466.md?page=2)