# Brits, if underpants are "pants", what are pants?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 26, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266 "2016-01-26T15:05:30Z")\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/1 "2016-01-26T15:05:30Z")

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I got the part about what I call underpants being “pants” or maybe “knickers”, but then what do you call what I would call pants:

[https://www.google.com/search?q=chinos&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS-4rU4MfKAhXKvoMKHVVJBpkQ\_AUICCgC&biw=1069&bih=755#tbm=isch&q=chinos+pants](https://www.google.com/search?q=chinos&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS-4rU4MfKAhXKvoMKHVVJBpkQ_AUICCgC&biw=1069&bih=755#tbm=isch&q=chinos+pants)

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/2 "2016-01-26T15:06:44Z")

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Trousers

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/3 "2016-01-26T15:17:00Z")

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Trousers.

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**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/4 "2016-01-26T15:17:25Z")

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Well, nothing to see here folks, we can all go home. Thread’s over.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/5 "2016-01-26T15:19:22Z")

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I dropped my trousers at the dry cleaner’s last week.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/6 "2016-01-26T15:20:25Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I dropped my trousers at the dry cleaner’s last week.

I’m glad I wasn’t there.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/7 "2016-01-26T15:51:20Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I dropped my trousers at the dry cleaner’s last week.

Were you wearing pants?

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**Author:** ![Alley\_Dweller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alley_dweller/32/430_2.png) [@Alley\_Dweller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alley_Dweller)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/8 "2016-01-26T15:58:16Z")

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Follow up question:

If pantyhose in the US are tights in the UK,  
what are US tights in the UK?

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**Author:** ![AlsoNamedBort](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alsonamedbort/32/3213_2.png) [@AlsoNamedBort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlsoNamedBort)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/9 "2016-01-26T15:58:54Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I dropped my trousers at the dry cleaner’s last week.

I just now realized where “trou” in the phrase “dropped trou” came from.

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**Author:** ![MoonMoon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moonmoon/32/2959_2.png) [@MoonMoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MoonMoon)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/10 "2016-01-26T16:44:53Z")

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> [@Alley\_Dweller](#):
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> Follow up question:
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> If pantyhose in the US are tights in the UK,  
> what are US tights in the UK?

Tights are tights and pantyhose are stockings. That mirrors the US, though, because I don’t know anyone who calls them pantyhose (::shudder:🙂 anymore.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/11 "2016-01-26T17:16:43Z")

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“Britches” for “pants”?

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**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/12 "2016-01-26T17:19:56Z")

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Separated by a common language, indeed.

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**Author:** ![SanVito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sanvito/32/2805_2.png) [@SanVito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanVito)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/13 "2016-01-26T17:26:24Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> “Britches” for “pants”?

No no, breeches are what horse riders who wear long boots wear, or Mr Darcy.

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**Author:** ![PatrickLondon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/patricklondon/32/4422_2.png) [@PatrickLondon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatrickLondon)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/14 "2016-01-26T17:32:25Z")

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My tasteless mother used to refer to harem pants (the baggy ones with cinched-in ankles) as “dysentery britches”.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/15 "2016-01-26T17:35:58Z")

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> [@SanVito](#):
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> No no, breeches are what horse riders who wear long boots wear, or Mr Darcy.

Weren’t those called “jodhpurs”? My relatives in the South still use the word “britches” but I think that’s for underwear (as in “shit yer britches”). I’m just being a pest, here. 😉

Please explain “Mr. Darcy” reference?

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**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/16 "2016-01-26T17:43:29Z")

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[Mr. Darcy](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Rm25TE-hBUI/UUcqjGSZtNI/AAAAAAAAAKU/p6BqCAnXLMY/s1600/colin.jpg) (beloved breeches-wearing hero of Jane Austen’s _Pride and Prejudice_)

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/17 "2016-01-26T17:43:53Z")

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> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#):
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> … My relatives in the South still use the word “britches” but I think that’s for underwear (as in “shit yer britches”)…

“Britches” is also still used idiomatically (by those of a certain age) in “too big for your britches”, to mean cocky.

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**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/18 "2016-01-26T17:47:17Z")

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> [@RobDog](#):
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> “Britches” is also still used idiomatically (by those of a certain age) in “too big for your britches”, to mean cocky.

My Mommy called me that just last week ☹ .

Thanks for the Darcy info, **SpoilerVirgin**. I’m so illitrit.

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**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/19 "2016-01-26T17:51:59Z")

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If this thread goes on for much longer, someone is going to get kilt.

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2016, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/brits-if-underpants-are-pants-what-are-pants/744266/20 "2016-01-26T17:52:49Z")

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“Trouser” can be used as a verb to mean “secrete away”. Usually money, and usually nefariously. eg

I hear Simon Cowell trousered five grand from Susan Boyle for getting her on Britain’s Got Talent\*  
\*Allegedly

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