Hey! Me too!
Holy shit man. You have SO may posts for only being here a month. And I’ll bet 25% of them are threads you started.
Well, that’s clearly because no one else seems as willing to tackle the burning issues of the day.
Tell your wife is she wants an addtional 4 inchs of fun, call me.
I like the way you’re thinking here.
I knew a Jesika, as far as I know, that was her given name. I kind of wanted her to spell it Jesyka just so it’d make for an even odder spelling when I tell people about it. 
My cousin married a lovely girl named Wonita.
At first I thought it was my aunt who just didn’t know how to spell “Juanita”
Nope, alas. I got their wedding invitation. Her parents really did name her Wonita.
Only if it’s handheld, mackdonna.
Last year the following spellings did research in the place that I work:
Britney
Brittiney
Britianie
That list will grow like the mighty oak this year. All the Brit’s are starting college. Next up: the line of Madison/Madysyn/Maddyson/Madyisyion/Please take vowels away from new parents.
The kind with teeth?
Obviously you’ve never watched Rock of Love 2, and therefore seen the glory that is Ambre.